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For over a decade now I've been playing TTRPGs and the best piece of advice I can offer after that is thus: CONSUME YOUR DICE. FEED UPON THE SUPPLE AND VIBRANT PLASTIC GEMS. NEVER FORGET THESE WORDS AND NEVER LEAVE AN ICOSAHEDRON UNDEVOURED. ONLY THEN WILL YOU ACHIEVE A HIGHER PLANE.

I think while BG3 smashed it out of the park with how massive and grand it was. Pillars of Eternity still has me in the grips for absolutely bonkers the story is and the intricacy of its world and how it develops. It has definitely elevated itself as a comfort franchise at this point for me!

All these people playing Awowed probably don't even know the intricate lore of Eora / the pillars of eternity universe. THEY DONT KNOW

Slit throats are red, Mindflayers are blue, We'd risk it all, For a Hamster called Boo

The amount of unbridled rage I feel when people just communicate with "tenor gifs" on discord. Use words you fucks i dont need to see that ever looping shot of your slice of life sitcom of the mid 2000's to mid 2010's of some middle aged man having a tantrum OR SOMETHING

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWr1... ooOOoo 2025 starts musically strong with one of me favorite angry bands

The utter and disgustingly adult excitement for a new vacuum robot to arrive. Nothing mega fancy just a hopefully solid machinery

Kiki.

KINDLY RIDDLE ME THIS 20 YEAR OLD 2.5 RULE DND GAME HOW do you suppose you can devour a brain in a skelleton of all creatures. I get it thanks to BG3 we are ENAMOURED with Ilithids and the like but they aint that powerful to eat literal nothing and still have success

Tiniest minor change on my current bsky icon and for the future of my OC but he is gonna have metal tipped canines now. The future is now my dentals are augmented

Icon Commission for Berin and Daloon.

Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮 It costs around 12K a year…. What a horrible waste of money, Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year. Starting with Doctors Without Borders!

Used to be horror games had names like: "DARK MUD" "ASPHIXITHUS" or "LAND OF DEATHKILLER SKELETON" Good names good times, these times are gone however now we get: "Glimpos Time out" "BJØRTLE" and cant forget "7 weeks in Stephanés Tax Fraud Bureau"

The Quadra line of cars in Cyberpunk 2077 is the best not even close

I am free I uninstalled the fascist bird app

in the supered market. straight up "gronking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My guac

I am going to start a new personal system of reviewing games. And the criteria will be how easy or infuriating it is to use ladders or climbing in general. And if you don't have a dedicated "USE LADDER BUTTON" inside your game you deserve to step in a wet puddle in your kitchen, socks on.

I will always bring this one back

My lovely camera roll full of images of my stove because my anxious ass thinks it would be turned on otherwise