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berlinblade.bsky.social
Champagne Socialist / Ketamine Communist
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Final nail in the coffin for Twitter

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Was waiting at the bus stop with a woman. I farted. She walked off.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Friends fear he’s back on the weekly dominos

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

So we just had a premier league game without var and the world didn’t explode? We are still told constantly that it’s impossible to get rid of it but they never actually say why.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Anel ahmedhodzic:

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Having a poo, not going well

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

I am just a guy that had sex a lot last night and most of today and wants you to know about it without directly saying it

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

McDonald’s double cheeseburger. It’s just unrivalled

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Brown Peter Ndlovu Mark Duffy Jack O’Connell

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I just had a dream that I was sneaking around a supermarket trying to shove a toilet brush up my arse and the staff were following me, trying to prevent me from doing so

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Mein hund Sie heiß ‘Chilli’ #dogsofbluesky

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

Just watched the Tyson fight back. Just sad, boring waste of time. If I wanted to watch someone beat a pensioner up I would just watch the cctv footage from the nursing home we sent grandma to

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to masturbate in the next few minutes. Which is very normal, for a man of my age.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My brain is hangin upside down

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s have a poo together

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments