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A picture is worth a thousand words but only if those words are a literal description of all the minute details of the picture
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A Portrait of the Artist as a Banana

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pretty sure that if I alternate between salty snacks and sweet snacks I can keep eating forever.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I live my life by one rule: Never trust a man with a goatee.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Todays Fashion Tip: carrying extra items (pen, chapstick, change) in the winter is easy, just put them in your coat pockets. But what about the summer? Just take a page from tobacco chewers and store them in your cheeks and lower lip! Stylish and functional!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

New slang idea. All slang words should be replaced by the word “cheese”. That is the cheese! Cheese it everyone! He’s going to try his cheese on her, because he’s cheesing on her. Etc. I expect this to be implemented in the next few weeks.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

All sports should be 15 minutes long, I don't want to see tired people doing stuff

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments