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habemus lactum?

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Black smoke = no pope White smoke = new pope Green smoke = dank pope

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I’m not sure the Celtics strategy of handing the Knicks the ball at the very end of the game instead of getting off a go-ahead shot is working for them

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“To lose one F/A-18, Mr. Hesgeth, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.” amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/05/...

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If I get a Reuben and something with cherries can I call it a Jerry Band special?

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It's fun that if there are any more game 7s in the playoffs James Harden won't show up for them too.

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Only an administration as corrupt, stupid, and overtly evil as this one could turn Harvard into a heroic defender of common values and the public good.

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Dude's gonna be putting covert operations up in skywriting and they'll be like, "no one looks up."

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I AUTHORIZE A 100% TARIFF ON FOREIGN LEPRECHAUNS. ONLY AMERICAN LEPRECHAUNS CAN TERRORIZE PEOPLE OR LEAD THEM TO GOLD AT THE END OF AMERICAN RAINBOWS AND FIND BLUE DIAMONDS AND PURPLE HORSESHOES AND BE IN THAT BAR JOKE YOU KNOW THE ONE. MAKE MAGICAL CREATURES AMERICAN AGAIN.

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Why is Connor Hellebuyck so bad in the playoffs? Dude is unbeatable all year. Playoffs start… suuuuuuper beatable. What the hell?

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I know 4/20 is the big reefer holiday, but I feel like “May the Eighth be with you” is an underutilized back-up.

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Party I was at yesterday had live band karaoke and I woke up today I wanting to listen to The Doors L.A. Woman album and I do not think that's a coincidence.

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Billy Crystal roots for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Clippers, and I guess that just about balances out to a perfectly even amount of sports happiness and franchise success.

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I don’t know anything about horses. Is there, like, a Landbiscuit? Spacebiscuit?

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Just learned that Lol Tolhurst and Budgie released an album together in 2023 and I am giving it a spin and rather enjoying it.

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At a party and what I thought was a tray of BBQ sauce turned out to be a tray of gravy, so if you’re wondering what a pulled pork and gravy sandwich is like, it ain’t like *bad* bad, but I also wouldn’t recommend it.

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This week's hamband debates about song/show stats got me mulling one of my cooler experiences from my time as a P.A. in L.A. in the '90s. It was my first week on a show on the Culver lot and our offices were located above a soundstage from which booming bass seeped though our floor all week. 1/

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Ah man, R.I.P. Jill Sobule. :'(

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