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Can’t be on twitter cuz it’s terrible! And threads is only ok! I am not Hugh Grant at all. This made more sense when my profile pic was a screenshot of Hugh Grant’s middle name. I won’t spoil the surprise.
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submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll just leave this here.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

@scottaukerman.bsky.social I have a thought that will be annoying as it is unsolicited advice: Tampopo on SHS. Is this how Bluesky works? Badgering comedians?

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, those were crazy out of order and I just didn’t feel like reordering them. Mummy and Lost Boys were lower. Ok. Top 2: Watcher (2022, Maika Monroe) and the number one spooky movie of spooky season was…………The Substance. It shocked me.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

17. Don’t Move 16. I know what you did last summer 15. Smile 14. Hellraiser 13. Evil Dead Rise 12. Autopsy of Jane Doe 11. House (Japanese one) 10. Longlegs 9. The Mummy (1930s) 8. Invasion of Body Snatchers (70s) 7. Lost Boys 6. Bodies Bodies Bodies 5. The Fly 4. Vampire’s Kiss 3. Love Witch

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky. Second tweet. First was recycled from my Facebook 5 years ago. I can rank the scary movies we watched this spooky season…wait, do I not have enough characters? We’ll see what happens. I have zero followers so the stakes are low. I have seen some before, like the Fly,uses points 4 that

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

I wish there was a hairspray shortage so I could say, "I think I know where all the hairspray is, it's in the movie Working Girl." Then everybody would laugh and laugh and I'd get invited to parties and my friends would love me and everything would be good.

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