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Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving I’m a lead developer on a thing most people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is. If you want to know what I stand for, look to what I say and do.
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My son asking me which came first the sonic run or the Naruto run Internal thought: I was there when those old laws were made, you don’t need to tell me. It’s sonic. What I say: I think it’s Naruto What he says: Daaaad! It’s Sonic! <proceeds to give me 3 hour discussion on the topic>

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<sigh> well highway… it’s your 9th birthday and your mom and me… well we think it’s important you know this early and that… MORE importantly that you’re loved SO much. Oh my gosh so much, and that what we’re gonna tell you never changes that, ok? … we adopted you with the folks at 7-11 on west 34th

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Every now and then one of you graciously reposts something I’ve written and an icy stab of panic reminds me that y’all can see all the egregiously stupid shit I write

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<looks at the dead bee on the ground next to me being gradually pushed across the porch by the wind> mmm… feel you, bro!

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So… I dreamt of Manderlay AGAIN and it’s beginning to feel a bit weird. I wonder what my body could possibly be trying to tell me through the metaphor of Temu Ghostbusters

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Oh! Guys! Guys! Oh my gosh we’ve been so dumb. The reason why it feels like this is all going sour is we all forgot to say one super important thing to turn this all around

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Last night I dreamed I went to Manderlay again. Except Manderlay in this case was a knock off Ghostbusters firehouse that only sold ghost adjacent T-shirts and fighting game tchotchkes. It has been the third time I’ve dreamt of it this week.

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I'll never get tired of drawing Superman. The original, the greatest superhero.

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<curiously flips through Dante’s Inferno to figure out which rung “required flight coming up during period when planes are dropping out of sky with what appears to be a sinus infection” is>

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I’d like to take this opportunity to advertise my business, extracting main characters from the crumbled ruins of the perilous final scenes of their movie. Pickup in a lifeboat after having escaped an imploding undersea base? $350. Helicopter outta the desert when the grail temple collapses? $275

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Hey uhhh…. You know the real way to stop “woke”? I hear there’s this chest in the fbi warehouse with the key to God’s vengeance in it. Why don’t you open it up and take a look now that you have total control?

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A few years back, the world went through a pretty tough time, so You Look Nice Today reformed to try and cheer people up. So, if you're going through a tough time, maybe you can be cheered by 25 episodes of "California King." www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Sometimes I feel like Luke Triton is my spirit animal because Luke Triton has seen some weird shit

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[S] Literally standing up for what's right is as American as it gets, folks...

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Does anyone else have a viscerally preferred pair of nail clippers? There’s one I have that knows me, clips kindly. And there’s one we have that doesn’t know what it’s doing. That feels like it’s somehow not shaped like a nail. It clips by making an echoing CLACK that feels like nails on chalkboard.

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AI nerds desperately trying to come up with ideas normal people want to solve problems that only AI can. Infinitely patient robot that applies sunscreen while I wiggle and giggle because the sunscreen is cold without losing patience and telling me to do it myself. You’re welcome.

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Think of how productive I would be if my body was as prodigious in making literally anything else as it was at making mucus when I’m sick

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With a ton of women and minorities losing their jobs to company cowardice in the face of a government trying to convince people they’re all bad to keep employed, it seems like businesses looking to keep the same level of purchases better look into alternatives other than “money” real quick…

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Hey, what's up with all those plane crashes happening right now? Is it because of the fun new dictatorship happening in the US? No, but also kind of. skepchick.org/2025/02/is-a...

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