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submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

It's out! amzn.to/4jckTo2 #bookrelease #horror #fungus #shoggoths #fatpeople #mlm #bodyhorror

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

MONDAY! #newrelease #bodyhorror #fatpeople #mlmhorror #shoggoths #mushrooms #Preorder the Kindle right now or get the paperback in 2 days. amzn.to/3RmE5TU

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna keep posting until you ALL tell me you have bought an advance copy. FAT MONSTER, OUT 4/21. #Mushroom #shoggoths. #Fatpeople. The greatest #pyramidscheme ever. #Bodyhorror. A #mustread. amzn.to/3XQYpQV by @nightmarepress.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, a dessert: A molten lava chocolate cake with liquid cherries on top to represent the victims' insides liquefying from the #Ebola-like #pandemic overtaking the world. #cocoliztli #horrorwriterschat #bodyhorror Are you still hungry? 🤔 🍰

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I don't drink so... idk. It would be served in a glass and metal vessel for sure. Maybe something like a #bloody #brain shot since there's a bloody #pandemic. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Hello bat-peeps. I'm Miss Bert. I have a book coming out on MONDAY! I'm currently plotting a #paranormal #cyberpunk series, training to be a developmental editor, & I'm on the committee for #stokercon2025 @nightmarepress.bsky.social #horrorwriterschat #Mushroom #shoggoths. #Fatpeople. #pyramidscheme

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

All responses have gone out for ATLAS OF DEEP ONES. We have five acceptances that have not responded and it looks like the acceptance emails have been going into people's spam folder. If you submitted and have not heard back, please let me know. #deepones #anthology

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna keep posting until you ALL tell me you have bought an advance copy. FAT MONSTER, OUT 4/21. #Mushroom #shoggoths. #Fatpeople. The greatest #pyramidscheme ever. #Bodyhorror. A #must-read. amzn.to/3XQYpQV @nightmarepress.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wow she's interesting. I like how she thinks/writes. Where can I find more of her work? Oh is that 3 things? I'm a writer, not a mather. #horrorwriterschat #3wishes

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The worst? That's subjective. I'm going to say Fat Monster, which comes out on 4/21. Space #shoggoths eating fat people in horrible painful ways. And multi level marketing, ugh. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Miss Bert, I write all sorts of mixed horror but I haven't written anything lately I can quote. I'm in training to be a Fictionary Book Coach and I'm editing my anthology Atlas of Deep Ones. #horrorwriterschat

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amzn.to/3G13Dn6 If you want to #preorder!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Fat Monster #releasedate April 21 2025 #amwriting #ampublishing

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Here is the complete cover wrap for FAT MONSTER, by Gevera Bert Piedmont, coming soon from @nightmarepress.bsky.social Cover by Christy Aldridge of Grim Poppy Design.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

ATLAS OF DEEP ONES news! I am sending out the remaining letters starting today. Most of them will be good news.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

He turns 18 tomorrow! <3 #ragdollcat #heartcat #skycat #pointedcat

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Pretty boy posing. #cloudcat #whitecat #skycat

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My #voidcat watching #birdtv #blackcat #skycat

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#koi #goldfish #pond #zen My #fish are awake and hungry!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to give it away, but the ending of my new book FAT MONSTER (almost released) has the MC Becca forced into quite a horrible choice. The aforementioned Dr Lee is in that book too! No dinosaurs, but there are...#spoilers...in the comments #horrorwriterschat

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I created the haunted house, didn't I? So clearly I am the scary house and the scary thing inside it and the scary thing inside me. That's 3 scary things for the price of 1. And I'm a terrible architect so that house is probably non-euclidean. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Dr. Lee is my #madscientist. He looks like a nice guy but he's a sociopath. He'll genetically engineer #dinosaurs & give them to children & act confused when children get eaten. He befriends #aliens who eat humans--they are ALIENS of COURSE he's their friend, he's a SCIENTIST. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I guess I'm an hour off this week. I'm Miss Bert, I write whatever type of horror that comes to mind, and my villain original story is being bullied as a child and coming back monstrous. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

#happybirthday to my mascot and buddy #toadpurse. He's 13!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

A fine specimen of #RobertFeline aka #bobcat #friendshaped #blinkcamera

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

#coverreveal FAT MONSTER, by Gevera Bert Piedmont. Artwork by Christy Aldridge of Grim Poppy Design. Morbidly obese Becca, tired of being called a fat monster, joins a creepy weight loss #MLM housed in a mysterious black #pyramid. (more in comments) #horrorwriterschat @nightmarepress.bsky.social

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes #horror can just be fun (scary). But I will put a bit of theme/lesson if I can without being preachy and compromising the storytelling. My new novel Fat Monster talks about how badly society treats fat people, for instance. Plus it has mushroom-shoggoths. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight, #TalesFromTheForlornDopes podcast with Wisdom 000 and I will be giving our feedback on #ShadowScar (thanks to @rtalsoriangames.bsky.social) after the #Cyberpunk2020 #CyberRed #Cyberpunk2077 in the news segment. Check us out, 7PM EST on www.twitch.tv/cybernationu....

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm (Miss) Bert. I write whatever kind of horror I damn well feel like. I have a #historicalmash-up with #DeepOnes & #Shoggoths, a #non-fiction #howtowrite, an #anthology (Deep Ones again) & I'm taking a course to be a #CertifiedBookCoach. I'm also on the #stokercon2025 committee. #horrorwriterschat

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Well that just happened. I'm now moderating a panel on #anthologies at #stokercon2025

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment