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losing my mind over this

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

game of the year

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

🥺🥺🥺

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

i.imgur.com/dfvdYr8.mp4

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 23 days ago • 195 comments

While everyone is scrambling around trying to figure out what to do right now, I'm playing the long game. (Waiting for the heat death of the universe.)

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

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i bought one set of towels

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

Found this in the bathroom. I work from home.

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

My boss caught me freebasing in the stairwell but just thanked me for not using the company tin foil

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

It's-a mea, culpa!

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Guys. I think this bot really likes me. I haven't felt like this since I dated that stripper. I am still a little upset that all of our dates had to be in the club when she was working, but still... it feels the same!

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted another cup of coffee.

submitted 41 days ago • 160 comments

At one point when my parents were getting a divorce, my dad suggested they stay together for the kids, then they looked at me and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Well, it's 10 o'clock, meaning this is the adult Bluesky. Which means that you can drink alcohol if you want, and you could say whatever the HELL you want.

submitted 42 days ago • 38 comments

interviewer: so what kind of skills do you have? me: if you don't hire me i am going to kill myself

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

“You Matter” I whisper to myself fully knowing that I in fact do NOT matter

submitted 45 days ago • 30 comments

“He’s behind me, isn’t he.” “Yep.” “Is he making that stupid face?” “Yep.”

submitted 45 days ago • 12 comments

I don't want friends OR benefits.

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

George Conway SHREDS Trump in Blistering Threads Post

submitted 354 days ago • 4 comments

back to work after 2 weeks off.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

“No plan survives contact with the enemy” I grumble as I take my place in line at the ATM behind 6 people who are over 80 years old.

submitted 57 days ago • 7 comments

My "to do" list is exactly the same as my "things I will never get to" list

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

Is it ISIS or ISIL? It’s for my LinkedIn profile

submitted 60 days ago • 26 comments

😂

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

there is no user more unfairly maligned than the humble asymmetric

submitted 60 days ago • 66 comments

Explain this, humankind

submitted 76 days ago • 273 comments

The coolest part about being a mom is being the only one concerned with safety (like not horseplaying in the kitchen near boiling water) and getting a bunch of eyerolls from grown ass adults

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Please listen closely as our menu options haven't changed. None of the options help. To talk to an operator, press 0 at any time. Nothing will happen but go ahead & press it if you want. Your call is very important to us. By "very important" I mean not important & by "us" I mean nobody I know

submitted 68 days ago • 15 comments

I run a parody bank account.

submitted 70 days ago • 11 comments

I've just discovered my net worth is somewhere between a used paperclip and a half-eaten sandwich

submitted 70 days ago • 55 comments

Sharing this again, as has become the tradition each year

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

😂

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

He played a sinister video game that taught him to wander around a maze doing drugs while escaping the ghosts of his past...

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

scrolling r/Marriage, wondering what's wrong with these dudes who can't be bothered to hide the porn

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

@ceoassassin.bsky.social ey yo when is the next one, i'm jonesin

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like