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bethalm.bsky.social
I’m an old, progressive, agnostic, childless cat lady, battling depression, anxiety and ADHD. Just a bowlful of mf-ing sunshine up in here. True Senior Swiftie. 18 and over only, please. I cuss a lot.
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That feeling when the Exedrin kicks in and the headache starts to dissipate…

I haven’t posted on FB in months. Is it weird to start my first post of 2025 with, “Hey, so, I had a nervous breakdown. Sorry I’ve been MIA. Anyone hiring?”

I’m torn between wanting to get 18 inches of snow and wanting absolutely none. What if the power goes out? But it’s pretty! But what if the power goes out? I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.

I didn’t intend to see 2025. I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing. Happy New Year! 🥂

RIP President Carter. What a truly great human being.

You guuuuuuuuys… look who followed me on her super secret private account! Are you jelly?! Do people really fall for this shit? Don’t fall for this shit.

Headaches suck big hairy balls.

Wide awake at 2am replaying conversations from months ago where I wish I’d had the confidence to be a stronger advocate for myself. sigh

Goodnight to all! May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.

perfect taylor swift songs on each album. qt with yours! 💚 Tim McGraw 💛 Love Story 💜 Electric Touch ❤️ Nothing New 🩵 Blank Space 🖤 Getaway Car 🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better 🩶 August 🤎 Right Where You Left Me 💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid 🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me

Dear god, I forgot to feed the cats and their bowls were empty for like an entire three minutes! They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!

Seeing Fox News screenshots on my feed is cruel.

What was your Era’s tour famous for? Not a god damn thing because I never got to go. Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!

Having a decent mental health day but I poked myself in the eye while removing my contacts so there’s that.

Just a special shout-out to my fellow never-able-to-go-to-the-Era’s-show peeps. I know the feed is hard today. I see you.

I hate acronyms. Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!

Goodnight. 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

In the words of President Bartlett…

My anxiety says the Chiefs have to stop doing this shit.

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TOUCHDOWN!

Itch has been scratched. Back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs game/early grainy livestream.

There is a spot on my shoulder blade that itches and I can’t reach it and my back scratcher is not within arm’s reach and now everything is awful.

I meant to take a nap before the Chief’s game so I could make it til the end of the show. Oops.

I’m so excited for whatever the next chapter… era… is for Taylor and all of us Swifties. I know it’s going to be something magnificent! (After a blissfully long, well-deserved break, that is.)

The thing all the haters miss when trying to figure out why Taylor has become the biggest thing since sliced bread is the community aspect of being a Swiftie. It’s friendship and a sense of belonging. The world is so big but we have this thing… this invisible string. It’s really lovely.

I never made it to the Era’s tour. The closest I got was getting scammed. I doubt I’ll ever get the chance to see her again (I did make it to Rep) because I don’t think I’ll live that long. Depression is an evil monster.

Where do we think Karyn is these days? Completely destroyed or living in a warehouse/archive somewhere?

I don’t think she’ll wear the same thing all three nights. She’s already done the concert film so there’s no need to.

This documentary is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

Is there something going on tonight?

I have to leave the house today and it’s scary. Pharmacy and groceries are a must. I’m just sitting here procrastinating… Move, Beth, move.

Proud moment.

Taylor’s discography is too big for people to use acronyms anymore. Stop that shit. I said what I said.