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I came here to suck gum and chew dick, and I'm all outta gum to suck.

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cool new palindrome i thought of: "gnaw wang"

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forza horizon zero dawn

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random question: do you know what the words plantigrade and digitigrade mean without looking them up? followup question: are you a zoologist and/or furry?

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saw this quote on Wiktionary. I have a lot of questions

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the only way to save American democracy is to slob on the toes of Democratic politicians while they sit there drinking mimosas

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Australians drinking from a goon as a chaser

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whoa guys this place has SUNDRIES can you believe it

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ī hāt wĕn dikśənerīz hăv ṭēr ōn inkŏmprīhĕnsibļ fənĕtik trănskripśən skīm

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she likes to perch on my phone

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look, none of us are happy about all the people getting run over by the trolley. but now is not the time to change drivers, especially when the current guy is so good at keeping the trolley on the tracks

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starting a new campaign to pronounce "gif" as "yeev" /ji:v/

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💭 haha what if we pronounced “format” like « Fermat » hahahahaha ⬅️ user whose idea of a joke is apparently just literally the french language

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saw this and thought she was Philomena Cunk

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🃏 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I play Balatro on company time 🃏

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In the year 2025 all Webcomics must be Transgender

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starting a new stereotype that all deer girl like fromsoft gamed

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what if there was a trans girl named Val (short for Valorant)

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why did you apply here? uh because i need a fucking job, einstein (thats wut u should say. next job interview)

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a rare photo of Tim Tam in flight! #birds

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it's wild how many 3d-printable models there are that seem entirely useless and also like they'd appeal to no one. i don't think anyone needed a fake rubber duck with darth vader's head on it but go off i guess

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look it's tim tam! (also me, i guess) #budgie #budgerigar

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i now pronouns you man and woke

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In Season 31, Episode 2 of The Joy of Painting, Bob Ross says that some people write him to say that they just sleep better when the show is on. This makes Bob Ross the first ASMR YouTuber in recorded history

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mobile games are now legally allowed to only have three possible types of gameplay: - tap on things to match them - move a guy left and right as he automatically moves forward - wait 20 hours for a building to finish being built

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noc tuah

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WHAT IF they took a 90s platformer mascot AND THEN gave him a really large sword

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Old British sitcoms are all called something incomprehensible to Americans like "Horses For Courses" and star a very upset man who hates his family

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billionaire with a huge closet full of aughties gamer webcomic shirts with slogans like GAME. SLEEP. REPEAT. and I SAVED HYRULE. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

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blub borb. by fromsom for somy palsation

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every mobile game these days is called something like BATTLE WAR: TACTICS STRATEGY or MERGE MATCH KINGDOM and it sucks. we should go back to naming games with random made-up words like QUORPY or BABABABA

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menopause? sorry, no, i know more about women o' paws

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can't wait for exciting new War Thunder leaks from the secret DOGE Discord server

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if TF is so good why haven't they made TF2

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bird flu? i sure hope they did

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I came here to suck gum and chew dick, and I'm all outta gum to suck.

cool new palindrome i thought of: "gnaw wang"

forza horizon zero dawn

random question: do you know what the words plantigrade and digitigrade mean without looking them up? followup question: are you a zoologist and/or furry?

saw this quote on Wiktionary. I have a lot of questions

the only way to save American democracy is to slob on the toes of Democratic politicians while they sit there drinking mimosas

Australians drinking from a goon as a chaser

whoa guys this place has SUNDRIES can you believe it

ī hāt wĕn dikśənerīz hăv ṭēr ōn inkŏmprīhĕnsibļ fənĕtik trănskripśən skīm

she likes to perch on my phone

look, none of us are happy about all the people getting run over by the trolley. but now is not the time to change drivers, especially when the current guy is so good at keeping the trolley on the tracks

starting a new campaign to pronounce "gif" as "yeev" /ji:v/

💭 haha what if we pronounced “format” like « Fermat » hahahahaha ⬅️ user whose idea of a joke is apparently just literally the french language

saw this and thought she was Philomena Cunk

🃏 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I play Balatro on company time 🃏

In the year 2025 all Webcomics must be Transgender

starting a new stereotype that all deer girl like fromsoft gamed

what if there was a trans girl named Val (short for Valorant)

why did you apply here? uh because i need a fucking job, einstein (thats wut u should say. next job interview)

a rare photo of Tim Tam in flight! #birds

it's wild how many 3d-printable models there are that seem entirely useless and also like they'd appeal to no one. i don't think anyone needed a fake rubber duck with darth vader's head on it but go off i guess

look it's tim tam! (also me, i guess) #budgie #budgerigar

i now pronouns you man and woke

In Season 31, Episode 2 of The Joy of Painting, Bob Ross says that some people write him to say that they just sleep better when the show is on. This makes Bob Ross the first ASMR YouTuber in recorded history

mobile games are now legally allowed to only have three possible types of gameplay: - tap on things to match them - move a guy left and right as he automatically moves forward - wait 20 hours for a building to finish being built

noc tuah

WHAT IF they took a 90s platformer mascot AND THEN gave him a really large sword

Old British sitcoms are all called something incomprehensible to Americans like "Horses For Courses" and star a very upset man who hates his family

billionaire with a huge closet full of aughties gamer webcomic shirts with slogans like GAME. SLEEP. REPEAT. and I SAVED HYRULE. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

blub borb. by fromsom for somy palsation

every mobile game these days is called something like BATTLE WAR: TACTICS STRATEGY or MERGE MATCH KINGDOM and it sucks. we should go back to naming games with random made-up words like QUORPY or BABABABA

menopause? sorry, no, i know more about women o' paws

can't wait for exciting new War Thunder leaks from the secret DOGE Discord server

if TF is so good why haven't they made TF2

bird flu? i sure hope they did

I am the DEI that lurks in the darkness. George Soros hand-trained me since birth to be the perfect warrior. I am... THE WOKE KNIGHT

On paper, these scissors work just fine.

cumming upon the face of God

Tech offices to add "jack-off pods" to help boost worker productivity