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Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Trainee lifeboat crew. Like Davis, not like Midler. Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
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5 people blocked me yesterday and all I did was post a photo of my cat looking like a cool dude

Bluesky is a platform designed specifically for announcing which fictional characters you want to bang and too many of you are using it wrong.

deep down we know it’s for the best that cats don’t talk

Here are some nice mushrooms

Juniper berries, or as I like to call them, future gin.

Sometimes you go for a morning walk at the exact right time.

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It’s 2025 and we still can’t unsee stuff. Come on, science

watching The Expanse and hot damn, Dominique Tipper acted the absolute shit out of this. I can't believe she didn't win all the awards for this. Maybe it's not too late

to celebrate getting my cast off next week, I've bought some of those creepy socks that make your feet fall off, because it's important to have things to look forward to.

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Why is it ok for someone to ask me why I’m single but rude for me to say omg, that’s crazy you found someone to marry you.

love when characters are like "WE NEED THIS ENTIRE PLANET" then they use like 5 acres for their bullshit

was nervous about renting out a room but my new housemate just turned up and they actually look really chill

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? housekeepers know everyone hates tightly tucked bedsheets. But if they aren't tucked, they look more wrinkly and if sheets are wrinkly, guests complain they're dirty and do you know who's sticking up for the housekeeper? no one.

This is the last thing the BBC needs

The Phillips TV Test Screen, and what each section means. Images from Wiki

imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they prefer unsalted butter.

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

as a bonus of being broken, this is the quickest jumper I've ever knit, by about a month.

I'm not just celebrating pride but sloth and gluttony too

big social media accounts, looking at a perfectly maintained castle: wow look at this abandoned mansion

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nice that No Kings Day falls on the same day as King Charles' official birthday. Hope he's at least a tiny bit rattled by it.

The secret to my native gardening success

when your mother can't come to your wedding so you pick the next best thing.

Now starting all conversations with the phrase, "in my defense, I was left unsupervised"

this is how my state of mine while being home alone with a broken leg.