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bette.bsky.social

Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Like Davis, not like Midler. Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s

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watching Fantastic Planet (1973) and holy shit

submitted 25 minutes ago • 1 comment

Laser eye surgery does not give you laser eyes they are playing us for absolute fools

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

remembering the one (1) time I went to a chiropractor and they asked me to sit up straight, then said "no, not like that."

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I've got haters snail that writes nasty messages on my porch window

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Horse drawn coffin, accompanied by Lurcher.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey, what's up with books having sprayed edges these days? LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY! I was there! Thread: 1/13

submitted 5 days ago • 27 comments

“And also there was a completely indescribable horrific figure who chilled me to my very bone, he lived next door and went out to the shops to get milk and bread last Tuesday, his skin was the color of depraved walnuts or maybe sinister almonds, I haven’t slept in a month”

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

still working through my grief at the drop in pastry quantities post-holiday

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If covid was a conspiracy by Big Sweatpants to get me to only wear sweatpants for the rest of my life then congratulations to the most goated conspiracy of all time

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Kind of rude when new followers don’t go back and heart all 16k of my skeets

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I got hit on by a guy driving a cyber truck while stuck in traffic this morning. I told him I wasn't into betas and his face turned beet red and he started to yell but his words were drowned out by my real truck's exhaust as I drove away. This is the best day of my life.

submitted 2 days ago • 81 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

shakespeare taught us that bantering wit can manifest true love so you should totally up your shitpost game if you ever want to win her over, drink a poison and then stab yourself with a dagger. show some commitment ffs.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i've come to love the parasite that attached itself to my spine while i was lost in the other world

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

truly one of the all time greats.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"still gangsta" I say to myself, as I put the electric blanket on and get crunk on vitamin d spray

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

popular with dogging enthusiasts, I'd imagine.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if I put my foot in a bear trap, I'd do it once and never again. but I fall for this shit at least once a day.

submitted 61 days ago • 8 comments

I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I’ve been removed from society far too long to just meander my way back in.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

wake up honey new hog just dropped

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

new Severance, Yellowjackets, and White Lotus? what an embarrassment of riches. the world may be crumbling to ash around us but at least it's doing it during the televisual renaissance

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

happy severance eve to those who celebrate

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

waiting for you to post something

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

submitted 3 days ago • 52 comments

still working through my grief at the drop in pastry quantities post-holiday

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

pleased to announce we're having another cursed Blair Witch morning

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

watching Fantastic Planet (1973) and holy shit

Laser eye surgery does not give you laser eyes they are playing us for absolute fools

remembering the one (1) time I went to a chiropractor and they asked me to sit up straight, then said "no, not like that."

I've got haters snail that writes nasty messages on my porch window

Horse drawn coffin, accompanied by Lurcher.

Hey, what's up with books having sprayed edges these days? LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY! I was there! Thread: 1/13

“And also there was a completely indescribable horrific figure who chilled me to my very bone, he lived next door and went out to the shops to get milk and bread last Tuesday, his skin was the color of depraved walnuts or maybe sinister almonds, I haven’t slept in a month”

still working through my grief at the drop in pastry quantities post-holiday

If covid was a conspiracy by Big Sweatpants to get me to only wear sweatpants for the rest of my life then congratulations to the most goated conspiracy of all time

Kind of rude when new followers don’t go back and heart all 16k of my skeets

I got hit on by a guy driving a cyber truck while stuck in traffic this morning. I told him I wasn't into betas and his face turned beet red and he started to yell but his words were drowned out by my real truck's exhaust as I drove away. This is the best day of my life.

shakespeare taught us that bantering wit can manifest true love so you should totally up your shitpost game if you ever want to win her over, drink a poison and then stab yourself with a dagger. show some commitment ffs.

i've come to love the parasite that attached itself to my spine while i was lost in the other world

truly one of the all time greats.

"still gangsta" I say to myself, as I put the electric blanket on and get crunk on vitamin d spray

popular with dogging enthusiasts, I'd imagine.

if I put my foot in a bear trap, I'd do it once and never again. but I fall for this shit at least once a day.

I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.

I’ve been removed from society far too long to just meander my way back in.

wake up honey new hog just dropped

new Severance, Yellowjackets, and White Lotus? what an embarrassment of riches. the world may be crumbling to ash around us but at least it's doing it during the televisual renaissance

happy severance eve to those who celebrate

waiting for you to post something

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

still working through my grief at the drop in pastry quantities post-holiday

pleased to announce we're having another cursed Blair Witch morning

Sophie Nélisse is fucking brilliant in Yellowjackets. I hope she gets, like, extremely famous.

3D Pinball: Space Cadet for Windows XP

I basically visited a Bob Ross painting.