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Lifelong Blue. Lover of Humor and all Animals. Champion eye-roller. Believer in Fair Shakes and Helping Hands. Humboldt Native. Colorado Transplant.
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Ahhhhh…. Those deep notes hit the spot. 😊❤️ ‘Scuse me while I play this on repeat for awhile.

Pete’s here everybody!!! Pete’s 👏 here👏👏!! Pete Buttigieg is on bsky!!

That last minute of a hockey game can be a long time. The last minute of a basketball game can also be a long time. Both for different reasons, but both are true.

yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”

When you finish your term paper on time with the help of your loyal crotch face.

The book appears to be in demand right now, but if you’re interested, try purchasing from Penguin instead of Amazon. Redirect a few bucks away from Bezos to a Blue company. This atheist plans on buying it. 💙💙💙

Here are The Top 5 Dogs of the week! youtu.be/dwvGv8P27Xg

Aw man. Lynch and Uecker on the same day. 😢

Say if you get an urge and you like our content give us a follow, If you're really bored and getting tired of doom scrolling retweet and repeat. Thank you thank you thank you 😇

“I’m just saying when you attack Marjorie Taylor Greene for being ugly when literally everything about her personality, politics, and performative bullshit present you with legitimate targets for criticism, it kinda makes you look like a lazy asshole picking low hanging fruit.”

Same, kiddo, same. I love her. 💙💙

I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

If heaven exists, you know this is true. If heaven doesn’t exist, it does now, because of all people, it has to be true for him. ❤️🪽

#ows312 🔎 4/5 (01:23) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🔥 streak: 1 onewordsearch.com

Me at the white elephant

Good evening, everyone. It’s day 7 of #TheLoungeHolidayCountdown. Tonight, our beverage is the Naughty but Nice Christmas Cocktail. I've included the recipe below. Cheers, everyone. 🥃

Know someone who needs a date for a holiday party? Be a pal & hook a guy up!

Ok, it’s that time of year! Time for my Jesus memes!! PSA…. If this hurts your tender feelers, please take your tender feelers somewhere else. Sincerely, The Resident Atheist

“Shit, that’s hot!” I say to myself as I immediately take another bite (daily reminder #182 that I’m not as smart as I think I am.)

Is adding Kahlua to your morning hot chocolate a warning sign? Or is it practice for the next 4 years? Asking for a friend.

This article is horrifying. I’ve worked in medical billing, coding, and documentation auditing for years. I’m flabbergasted at all the warning signals that were ignored. 🤯🤬 And I’m sharing this with my students.

And an “Ahwooo” to you too ❤️🎄