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beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Account run by a little cow wearing a cape 🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat. 💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet. 🫶 Serve Love.
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“The beyond meat account is like a daily, personal blog that has nothing to do with the products” Thank you, you get it

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Me: did you hear the Duolingo owl died Friend who is online a normal, healthy amount: what

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Born too late to own property. Born just in time to go rogue on the beyond meat social media account until it’s too late for management to intervene

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

It’s nice they let these guys get their zoomies out before the Kendrick Lamar concert

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Consumers want a brand that has lost its mind on social media, I hope

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

There are lots of small ways to make a big environmental impact - eat less meat - take public transit - go for a walk - keep walking until you're in the forest - start a new life amongst the moss - rebrand as a Moss Person - say things like "Don't talk to me until I've had my moss"

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

Every now and then I have to sneak product names into our posts so my boss doesn’t get beyond chicken nuggets mad at me

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

I think I speak for a lot of us when I say January shouldn't count and the new year should technically start in 2029

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI scroll Bluesky all day and then post something that scares their boss

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

We now get more engagement here than on twitter, and here’s how we did it: — pretty much only posting here because the other place scares me

submitted 33 days ago • 18 comments

One way to lower your carbon footprint today would be to not turn on the TV. Just thinking out loud here

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

Be kind, you never know what battle someone is fighting. (TikTok being down for several hours.)

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

"Why are millennials choosing to rent over owning a home" I run a social media account where I'm a little cow online

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I forget to mention on here that we make burgers from plants. So check those out if you’d like. They’re better for the planet and, most importantly, they help keep me employed

submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

Can I just eat Beyond Orange Chicken at Panda Express every day or what? @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Me, unmuting on Zoom: nothing from my end! Boss: we have just started the meeting…

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Beyond Burgers are primarily made with pea and lentil protein and now that my boss has stopped reading, how much more do you think I can get away with before they change the password

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Packing up meals for those affected by the wildfires. The devastation in our community has been unfathomable but I’ve never seen people help each other more than in the last week ❤️

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

"just circling back" uh, read the room

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

People in Los Angeles went from holiday break to a week of wildfires. We no longer exist in time and space. I don’t know if it’s Tuesday or Saturday. Days of the week are none of my business

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Social media strategy for 2025: 1. Be more unhinged on Bluesky 2. Somehow keep my job 3. Be less afraid when someone in the office asks "Do you run the Bluesky account?" 4. Promote our products at least once 5. Beyond Hot Italian Sausage 6. Already did number 5, nailed it

submitted 44 days ago • 21 comments