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Photographer, writer, embroidery-type person who plays with spices for a living. I have cats, you'll see. Woke AF. I post stupid shit so you don't have to. She/her.
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The Rule of Jenny Pen. Psychologically compelling and creepy AF and beautifully shot and thought provoking and packed with layers of meaning and also WTF did I just watch. #horrorfilm #horror #horrormovie #theruleofjennypen #johnlithgow #geoffreyrush

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I did not intend Twenty years in sylvan lands Life makes other plans #haiku #haikufeels #writesky #amwriting #poetry #micropoetry #dailyhaikuprompt (intend)

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Earth Day….

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

OH GOD HELP ME MY COWORKER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

If the White House does decide to get rid of the drunk-texting white supremacist, I'd like to remind them that I have a college degree, am very good at monitoring my drinking, AND have won Risk WHILE HOLDING ASIA. #BOOM

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Ooh, Nancy, honey. I think you need a nap. #nancymace #unhinged #blinktwiceforhelp

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Familial triggers Tongue holding level: expert Once more, I refrain #haikufeels #haiku #micropoetry #dailyhaikuprompt #poetry #amwriting

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Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.

submitted 7 days ago • 336 comments

This fucking Banks coward doesn't dare reply to the guy asking questions until the elevator doors are about to close AND he's behind a wall of people. Who aren't looking the guy with the camera in the eye because they know Jim Banks is about to click into top notch choad behavior.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently, Sen. Angus King kept it effing real and talked with Heather Cox Richardson about the real danger America is facing right now.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Karoline Leavitt is a liar, propagandist & accomplice to a criminal regime. “There is never going to be a world in which [Kilmar Abrego Garcia] is going to live a peaceful life in MD because he is a foreign terrorist & MS-13 gang member,” she said w/o evidence about a man who's committed no crime.

submitted 10 days ago • 912 comments

Harvard University has posted the letter from the federal government that outlines its demands in order to continue to receive federal funding. Which Harvard has already said through its legal channels it will refuse to do. #fascisminaction #fullyfash

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Black and white movies Gregory Peck was a buck Old-school celeb crush #haikufeels #dailyhaikuprompt (peck) #haiku #micropoetry #poetry #amwriting #gregorypeck

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Can we measure love By hugs? By kisses? By pecks? Unquantified gift. #haikufeels #dailyhaikuprompt (peck) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

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Same, medieval dudes. Same.

submitted 12 days ago • 297 comments

I predict this is going to be terrible but that's never stopped me before. Now showing at Chez Moi. #spookysunday #horror #horrorfilms

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I did a crochet. #crochet #fiberarts #spookyghost #amlearning

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

submitted 16 days ago • 646 comments

Make mustard spicy By mixing with cold water Mustard is so weird #haiku #haikusky #dailyhaikuprompt (mustard) #mustard #amwriting #poetry #micropoetry

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Equinox has passed We long for spring's soft breezes But get sleet and rain. #haiku #poetry #dailyhaikuprompt (soft breeze) #amwriting #haikusky

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We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.

submitted 16 days ago • 807 comments

cold nights and late frost mean long PJs and snug socks spring weather dawdles #haiku #micropoetry #dailyhaikuprompt (late frost)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why laundry makes me feral but every word of this is the truth.

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Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

submitted 16 days ago • 2267 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning day! #rexmanningday #empirerecords #damntheman #savetheempire #maxwellcaulfield Also, as a snippet in a movie this song is fun. As a whole-ass song on its own, this song is unforgiveable.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments