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bezt.bsky.social
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Need to resurrect the term hotboy

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

God I can't stand truck lingo. Wtf does Laramie mean ugh

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Getting around to watching Ally McBeal, and it's checking a lot of boxes for me lol. Elaine is totally a proto-Jenna Maroney

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The Substance was craaaazzy! Wtf

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

When people talk about follower/ing numbers it just reminds me of when trump talks about TV ratings like I'm supposed to give a fuck

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Dolly: eating waffle fries

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Do students not have to cite their sources these days?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

[you find a mysterious charging port on your body] oh no [also it’s not usb-c] OH NO

submitted 83 days ago • 214 comments

iglatin-payussy

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Underrated IASIP quote is when Dennis says, "That's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life."

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean "you can't make hot dogs in the employee kitchen air fryer"?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Just pulled a fun bunch of cards

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Windows cant shut down. Cause? shutdown.exe stopped working. I hate Windows.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't want ads to "add user value". I want them out of my sight. Talk like this is predicated on the idea that we all want ads, or would want them if they were more engaging, or something, but never that we don't want them at all. Find another way to fund the ecosystem. Ads... foh

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

baldurs grape

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Just a little 1 hour pizza dough pie

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Is hotdog water the liquid from the packaging? Or is it the leftover water from boiling them?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Made some serrano + pineapple hot sauce today and I'm too proud of it

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

built to "lock in" forced to "log in"

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

#778,805 wooooooooooooo!

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

wow huh how weird

submitted 241 days ago • 14 comments

Why does it cost $52 to get copies of a birth certificate!?!? Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

New TV defaulted to a Baywatch channel and it ain't getting changed

submitted 275 days ago • 0 comments

Woooo!

submitted 279 days ago • 0 comments

The click->clonk->clunk pipeline is real

submitted 280 days ago • 0 comments

Gucci mane really said no Diddy lol

submitted 306 days ago • 0 comments

The CW Arrow show is so goddamn funny lol

submitted 307 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck linkedin dude

submitted 315 days ago • 0 comments

Using vacuum cleaner ASMR to piss off my neighbor

submitted 327 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of all upstairs neighbors on this April fools day. It's their day, and I'm just glad we get to celebrate their culture.

submitted 331 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a lizard and naming it GORE-TEX

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

My life got appreciably better when I stopped watching all TV news programming.

submitted 341 days ago • 11 comments

Late to this one but I'm on Team Minced Garlic right now. It's coming in clutch because fresh garlic in my area has been rotten for weeks.

submitted 342 days ago • 0 comments

Axel Foley says happy pi day

submitted 349 days ago • 0 comments

I just had to have a vaccine/autism discussion with my coworker and I'd like to go hide in the dumpster now thanks.

submitted 351 days ago • 0 comments

Bowled 2 rounds over 100pts woooo!

submitted 375 days ago • 0 comments

I work with a bunch of salaried people in their 50s, and they're all so worried about hitting 8 hours and staying later to make up for lunch break. They pocket watch other people in other departments too. It's depressing.

submitted 376 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know iberico ham is fed exclusively bullets??

submitted 378 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got my tooth implant in wooooo!

submitted 378 days ago • 0 comments

GD Raphael fight is crazy hard

submitted 383 days ago • 1 comment

Of course Twitter is hosting the Putin interview

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

I have almost fallen for scams a non-zero amount of times.... Today makes non-zero + 1. I am dumb.

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

Why does it cost like $100 every time I leave the house!?!?

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

Cold pizza isn't good. It's a bit someone did once and it spiraled out of hand to the point where everyone is living and spreading the lie because they've convinced themselves they're supposed to.

submitted 393 days ago • 15 comments