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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

1984 - Smash Hits Reader's Poll Best Single plus previous winners 1980 to 1983 😉

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Nelson George interviewed Marcus Miller and it's a music education all on its own. - What is funk and when did it truly start? - How Sly Stone affected Miles Davis - The + / - of Black people's musical innovation - How did hip-hop change the technical way we listen to music? And there's more too.

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

and tonight for a video exclusively made for people who like weird sounds #synthsky #modular #krell patch notes in the alt text if you’re interested

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

This is the first jungle song I’d ever heard, back in 1998 “Detonator” by Mocean Worker #dnb #jungle #drumandbass youtu.be/ZyHBOOwjUPc?...

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t really care, but I do think it’s fascinating to take a block in a “hate and intolerance” way. Like, if you actually wanted to demonstrate hatred, wouldn’t you hound someone endlessly harassing them? Why would you think a block would hurt their feelings? It’s just to not see your posts.

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Hey Paul!

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If this piece resonates with you please become a subscriber 🙏. My subscribers are the only reason I can publish pieces like this, which would never see the light of day in the MSM www.usermag.co/p/yes-we-wan...

submitted 166 days ago • 33 comments

even if they do catch the guy (*IF*), they better hope he’s not like, at all personable or normal at all

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

The career of rapper, beatmaker, and producer LMB lilshoota (born Paul Glürgensbröscht) began in Berlin in 1994 when he took his first oboe lesson, igniting his love for

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* CURRENTLY IN ROTATION * Tune in to the stream for more www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8y...

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

wehn u hveto piss moren cripe sakes!

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

you know what they sa y, always the hogsmeade, never th hog

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

this is societal boy who cried wolf erasure for those of us who actually have knee surgery tomorrow

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

stacking my rogaine application from twice a day to one morning a week so I can ride a lime scooter without a helmet

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

taking this week to understand my privilege as a white-passing catholic

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

it’s not a big deal but internet music fans have less of a sense of humor about clown core than the guys in clown core js

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Hollywood’s most jacked off bachelors

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

doing a backflip onto the toilet smashing my head on the tank dying instantly

submitted 178 days ago • 12 comments

computer that smokes weed

submitted 178 days ago • 20 comments

America’s Most Jacked Off Men

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a content hog, but my YouTube music algorithm is super white and male and stale. Give me recs for synth and electronic YouTubers who are black, trans, femme, people of color, because the YouTube algorithm does not have much interest in serving me that content otherwise… #synthsky #synth

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My office building is 95% under construction formerly abandoned factory building. The windows have giant gaps in them. Delivery drivers get scared driving up to the building and think it IS abandoned and they’re gonna be killed. It’s the ass end of goose island. There’s a CTA warehouse.

submitted 180 days ago • 1 comment

I got a ass

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It’s like you’re not even considering injecting vigor and visibility into alternate viewpoints, who just want to exercise their right to crouch like a smug court vizier behind a sweaty lech and screech for your public execution!

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

“i got this scar disemboweling a porn bot in the bari weiss reply ardennes”

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

one problem with term “skeeting” is that quote-tweet=qt and quote-skeet=qs, so if i say “qsing”, people might think im saying “kissing”, something i would never do

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

And they’re not only blocked in my following feed, but essentially invisible, despite people I follow hate-qting them

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

getting so high I say everything in the dan olson rhetorically corrosive lingo-dump voice >>>>>>>>>

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submitted 185 days ago • 50 comments

how could something like this ever be called a post?

submitted 185 days ago • 7 comments

You’ll never guess what sport the group chat is getting into next! You’re actually a big part of this one, although fair warning, it’s being called a “dangerous game”! 😘

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

when did you guys all get into boxing. was it in the group chat. the group chat you’re all in without me

submitted 186 days ago • 14 comments

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Psh yeah “floofloovers”? “Jingtinglers”?!?? It’s ok to say you’ve never been to whoville…

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

submitted 187 days ago • 285 comments

You’re saying that being early adopters of a website grants you no cred??? No steez whatsoever?? YOURE PILFERING MY SMORGASBORD OF CRUMBS

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time

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