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I hope to see you at our No Kings Day event in studio city on June 14! Join our nationwide day of defiance to reject Trump’s tyranny and ruin his self-serving birthday parade. app.sosha.ai/s/eRTntIhN

washed Peru geisha from Momos in korea

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Happy Hacks day to all those who celebrate!

When Apple Music/Spotify, Peacock, Max, Netflix & Disney+ fees all come out of your account

tough decisions which coffee to start with today …

Best #HandsOff rally sign

They’re like “we finally have enough money to have a baby”

very spring like today

“i am going to make risotto on Top Chef”

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.

The Book of Genesis:

i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded

The Severance love triangle I really care about

you were all so busy saving the daylight that you forgot to save yourselves

Twitter is down. Tesla stock is down. A SpaceX rocket went down. Prices are up. Inflation is up. Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?

$2578.00 worth of eggs

twitter users coming to bluesky now that it’s down.

Anora is the film we needed.

If I'm on holiday in another country and we were at a party 10 years ago, please do not come up at breakfast to talk to me.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

flopping into sunday

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

Have you heard about the Cybertruck hunters? 🤭

they called that cat movie flow because that’s what your tears will do

Like this post if you're in NYC.

Nice farmers market haul today, and early enough for 24 beautiful eggs

up early to get these precious eggs

post rain glow up

The reaction to this is showing how uninformed Americans are. This was approved in 2018 and has been public the entire time. Watching Elon discover how government works is exhausting.

the gulf of america identifies as trans atlantic

Great take by Ezra.

Tasted my way through four Brazil coffees from the Cup of Excellence and was reminded that I don't really like Brazil coffees. They are excellent as a base for espresso however.

My regular trainer is in Africa this week, so I did my hair special to lift with Isaiah.

I was seen petting a friendly dog so had to be inspected upon my return.

so effed