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Plants, TTRPGs, Podcasts, TV, Cute Guys Often NSFW, sorry https://instagram.com/brwagur https://brwagur.tumblr.com/ https://www.tumblr.com/dicksnshtuff
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"Rules-lite, shoes-lite, flavour-heavy TTRPG. Southeast Asian fantasy. Flavours include cloves, gingers, and pepper." I've just released Kala Mandala Playbook! Pay-What-You-Want on Itch. I hope you like it! heycentaur.itch.io/kala-mandala...

One of the ways I’ve been coping lately is participating in a cooperative hex crawl project based on a thawed map of Antarctica. I’ve just been dissociating, rolling on various random tables, and ignoring the news. This map is my little starting area and it’s already getting pretty packed in there!

Every once in a while I wake up with this song stuck in my head and it reminds me that people don't talk about Dicks: the Musical enough.

I wanna see the people who get performatively disgusted over pineapple on pizza come at al pastor with the same energy and see what happens

Is the joke that y’all look the same before and after “twink death” or what?

Damnit, just realized that I really need to separate my pot of Japanese grass orchids but it’s too late and I’ll have to wait until early next spring before they start growing 😭 Picture is from May 2023 but now they’re like 50% larger and the pot is too full!!

Love seeing all these random TERFs with like 15 followers because TERFs have no friends and will never be loved.

Who’s going to CC’s for Funderwear on Saturday? I’m shy and need company 🫣

Why is everybody on Grindr so fucking jacked? Is it just that the only people who have been willing to put up with the constant degradation of the app are dudes with body dysmorphia?

HMU if you want my alt. Who knows, I might post something new on it someday!

You ever buy a canned coffee and it tastes SO burned and heinous that you can’t believe anybody is selling this on purpose? Shout-out to High Brew!

What Simpsons vibe are you bringing this summer?

Just saw a full on dick pic on someone’s Grindr profile????

I haven’t watched a single episode of White Lotus which makes it very funny to watch all the wildly different and contradictory takes people are having on this season finale.

Every day I come on here and the gays are talking about a Brand

Why are bassists always so hot? Observation from this week is that bassists are usually the hottest member of bands, drummer and frontman/lead guitar are tied for second depending on your taste. (Video is The Jins from Vancouver, BC)

Been back in Boise for a music festival and am finally having a Los Beto’s chicken quesadilla, one of the best quesadillas in the world