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bhamiltonwastaken.bsky.social
Musical act from Oakland, California. Ryan, Raj, Ian.
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This is a scrap of something I wrote on Friday and a bunch of videos I took with my telephone throughout the past two years. Very creative. Have a very nice weekend. 👍

Thanks to everybody who has donated to our GoFundMe to preorder our new record and help get it pressed. We’re going to keep it going for an about a month longer. Appreciate the hell out of everybody who has given it a spin, and especially threw some money toward it. SINCERITY.

“On a Different Day” from our new record “B. Hamilton.” www.instagram.com/p/DI9Ie4UJQt...

“Douglas.” Now available on all streaming platforms. Even those we hope will fall apart and turn into the “pets.com” of this era. The other singer on this one is Grace Cooper. Go listen to her music.  There is a GoFundMe in our bio to help get the record pressed. Thanks for listening.

Katy Perry got sent to outer space by Jeff Bezos? You know that rocket was in a cardboard box 400 times its size with a bunch of inflated plastic bags. 😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣 “B. Hamilton” is on Spotify.

Katy Perry went to outer space? What’s out there, singing lessons??? 🤣🤣🤣 “B. Hamilton” is on Apple Music.

Getting the $150 cover tunes together for the boys throughout the week. There is still ample time to have us take on Chuck Berry, Buckcherry, Yucky Cherub, or anything you throw at us. Head to the GoFundMe for the details and to preorder our new record “B. Hamilton.” Thanks for listening.

“Sunny Day” from our new record “B. Hamilton.” Now available on all streaming platforms and vinyl through a GoFundMe. One love, dummies.

A bunch of words about “Good Foot” from our new record “B. Hamilton.”

Dang. Thanks for hell of words about the new record @rosyoverdrive.com It’s always crazy when people listen to it, much less write an in-depth reaction. Go read all their reviews and listen to their suggestions.

If you're interested and able, please help @bhamiltonwastaken.bsky.social press vinyl of our new LP. In addition to limited edition vinyl, we'll also be recording a set of cover songs requested by backers of this campaign.

7/26 mid-day show at Kilowatt in the Marxist open-air opiate market and non-binary American flag-burning commune known as “San Francisco.”

“Good Foot” from our new record, “B. Hamilton.” Now available on all streaming platforms and 12” 180g vinyl. Thank you to the cast and crew.

www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-12-v...

BlueSky only lets you upload four photos. Way to go @bsky.app I’m over here trying to paint a Dutch tulip field and you’re making me paint freshly poured concrete. Shame on you. Here is a link to the stuff on Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DIHKYNSJdQ...

Hello BlueSky. How about Corey Booker, eh? All that standing and shit. What a revolutionary. If the Sandinistas only knew to do that they wouldn’t have been in such a pickle. Here are a bunch of words about “Release the Hounds” from our new record. Thanks for listening.

This is an album of covers we put out as a gimmick to press one of our records in 2018. Anybody who donated $100 was asked to suggest a song for us to record. It's almost like were going to do it again in the near future. Thanks for listening.

Thanks to @glidemag.bsky.social for the kind words about "Wherever I Go" from the new record. BlueSky feels like how Ed Begely Jr. looks.

Thanks to @wotpradiomj.bsky.social for having me on her excellent music program. Click the link below if you enjoy grown men with vocal fry and hot takes like "The Beatles were good." Interview starts at 58:49. open.spotify.com/episode/0DEL...

The new @bhamiltonwastaken.bsky.social record is ridiculously good. The kinda record you throw on, and before you know it, you've listened to it five times in a row. FYI: I have applied for permanent residence inside the groove that is "Sunny Day". Can't get enough of it. tidal.com/browse/album...

Our new full length record "B. Hamilton" is now available on all streaming platforms, including Spotify, which is the Tesla of music. Both hate the people who build their product, and both have CEO's who look like melted penises. Here is the Bandcamp link. Thanks for listening.

Hello liberal Twitter. Our new full length record is out today on all streaming things. Here is a link to those.

I found this on a USB stick sewn into a MAGA hat with a hand written note in Chinese begging @marcmaron.bsky.social for help. “B. Hamilton” comes out this Friday. It is a 12 song record. We are a band called “B. Hamilton.” That means its a “self-titled” record. Led Zeppelin did this four times.

I don't know what BlueSky is, and I don't know what pre-saving records on Spotify is. Yet, here we are. The new record comes out next Friday. Pre-save it through BlueSky if you fancy.

I've never spoken to anybody who shops at Trader Joe's but it's got to be pretty similar to browsing BlueSky. Here is a @kpixtv.bsky.social article about the history of whatever the fuck B. Hamilton is and some promotion for our show on Thursday. Elon Musk lies about having Aspergers.

What's up BlueSky. I'm liberal as fuck, but this place suuuuuuuucks. It reminds me of hanging out a plant store in Berkeley. Here is the pre-save link to our self-titled full length that comes out on March 21st. I have no idea what pre-saves do and Spotify is a big god damn problem. Enjoy!

Mother fucker repeatedly wore a black hat and called it "dark and gothic MAGA." Like people don't remember incel internet humor of the early 2000's. The comedy he's talking about legalizing is Rage Comics. He's lamer than Nancy Pelosi talking about TikTok. Here is "Back in the Line"

The video I made for the second single, "Wherever I Go" on the forthcoming @bhamiltonwastaken.bsky.social LP is out. I also played drums, engineered, and mixed it. Joel Robinow played keys and sang backups, @nelsondevereaux.bsky.social recorded and played the horns. Ryan did everything else.

Mother fucker really said “I am become meme” and “legalize comedy” while gacked out on Ketamine and doing his Asperger’s cosplay routine. Days later and it’s still a bang up job. Here is our new single. open.spotify.com/track/0ptSSQ...

@okrmusic.com ‘s music video for “Wherever I Go.” "Music Videos" were a form of music promotion, later revealed to be a joint psyop between the United States government, "Yum!" food brands, and an offshore multinational corporation in charge of the world's teenage zit removal pads and ointments.

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Stupid fucking American Revolutionaries could have just gone on BlueSky and shared a NYT op-ed called "The British are coming and it is totally unconstitutional" instead of getting their hands dirty. Here is our new single "Wherever I Go" OR WHATEVERRRRRRRR. bhamilton.bandcamp.com/track/wherev...

Be sure to follow us on Instagram. www.instagram.com/bhamiltonwas...

We are playing at The Make Out Room in the Mao-ist forced-abortion drag brunch and open air fentanyl market known as “San Francisco” on 3/6 with Low Pleateu. Come out if you’re feeling better after that un-American Super Bowl halftime show that was somehow performed by a bunch of Americans.

This place feels like living in a television commercial for depression medication. Here is the music video for “Back in the Line.” We’re all suckers. 🤙 youtu.be/zMvjXQnfUxA

Our new full length record “B. Hamilton” comes out on March 21st, 2025. It was recorded and mixed by @okrmusic.com This tune is called “Byzantine and Hemlock.” Very spooky and clever. I give it 4 out of 5 Frankensteins.

This place feels like being in a Unitarian church. Their version of the Microsoft paper clip should be a bearded dude who walks up to you while you’re reading a pamphlet in a doorway and says “you know, the teachings of Jesus were actually pretty radical, right? I’m allowed to smoke marijuana.”

What’s up BlueSky. This place feels churchy for some reason. @getsomemagazine.bsky.social wrote some kind words about “Back in the Line.” To that we say “thank you.” getsomemagazine.com/blog/b-hamil...

I’ve gone on BlueSky to share a painting of a RedSky. “Back in the Line.” This is first single from our new full-length “B. Hamilton.” It comes out on 3/21/25. linktr.ee/bhamiltonwastaken