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i need someone to talk to

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the second i see a cell phone in a horror movie it instantly becomes cringe to me. there's very few that can include cell phones and still be scary. that's why 90s horror is so much better idk

I'm so used to being lonely anything else would be weird to me. no one will ever be able to love me.

he also doesn't exist. so he can be whatever skin colour you want him to be. me personally I'm rather partial to Chinesus.

jumping in front of a steamroller bc girls don't DM me 🥲

deserved tbh idgaf

I hate the “culture war is just a distraction” argument Speaking as a trans person, these mother fuckers WANT us to suffer. Their policies are inherently cruel to the point of inflicting as much damage on a vulnerable people as possible This isn’t just about greed. They HATE us

fellow dudes & dudettes Halo on heroic is so damn hard this game is kicking my asssicles 🪖👽🎇 worth it tho. ✊🏻😔

Obama hentai

comically large wall of buckshot

the first 15 minutes of lifting in cold weather fucking sucks

playing Hawthorne Heights outside his window on boombox so that he turns emo and sudokus himself nyehheh

Pisst Pisstofferson

we have nothing to fear but fear itself .... and toilet snakes biting you on the butt 🐍

Edward Shotgunhands

errm i can't perform the role of my elected position because i was watching Family Guy funny moments & eating Doritos 🙄💅🏻

i never brag about how we feed the homeless bc i don't want to be like that douchebag MrBeast. 🙄 it's the right thing to do and we make zero profit. sometimes it fucking sucks but i'm not giving up on these people.

gee whiz what a fucking dumbass. these are the people we let hoard all the money?

Osama bin Locked-In

Never use AirBnB ever.