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Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf
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The Homan Domination Tour continues. I've been watching curling for 30+ years and I don't remember a team so heads and shoulders above the field as Rachel et al were this time. This is partly due to the fall off of Einarson from losing her front end, but this foursome is ridiculous. #STOH

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Those genius 21 year-old wannabe tech bros have certainly thought about all the attack vectors their systems are vulnerable to *laughs hysterically*

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

If you’re still complaining about DEI at this point, we know what you really are.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Scummers sorted. Back to bed a happy boy #WatfordFC

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Don't mind Giorgi having pop there #WatfordFC

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Once again, I can only watch #WatfordFC on my phone. At least we're winning...

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Omg I have the same Soccer Mommy t-shirt Sophie is wearing in their Tiny Desk Session

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Brighton are so fun to watch. And at the core of the side is Joao Pedro, who always looks good in yellow, though not in the right shade *heavy sigh*

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Vancouver earthquake 'sky wya?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

But what did Jennifer Jones think about the placement of that guard?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Mobile platforms that don't give developers programmatic access to granular performance data at runtime in prod aren't doing enough to help their dev community

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Specs and APIs should be flexible. Implementations should be opinionated.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly the signs of the world ending are everywhere

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahahaha fuck off JT

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

These are dark days, but let's take the W's when we can. Murderbot on the TV is definitely a W.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Is this what it's like to root for Connor McDavid? Talk about taking the baton from Crosby

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Crosby golden goal let's run it back!

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