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Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy. Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
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Lmao he’s trying to do the wallet inspector bit but for gold. They’re gonna try and take a bunch back to Mar-a-lago to “analyze it and make sure it’s real”

It's gonna be straight up CK3 partition inheritance civil war shit.

Me when I drink my first coffee of the morning

I am doing my best to counter this notion.

Peter Frampton voice: Ooh, baby, I like it raw

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Folks we're having weather again

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

yoooo bluesky cameo in mass effect 3!!!!

how do you develop your own niche if you are from a crime family? just do internships with various uncles until you learn that forging import papers is really your thing?

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Conan the Barbarian | 1982

astral traveling around the neighborhood and riling up the neighborhood cats bc i look like a giant sentient ball of yarn

Back squats here?

Watching Zombeavers before I lift and enjoying the resurrection of the three classic Female Horror Genders: Slut, Bitch, and Regular

woke up from a nightmare about a “doug” reboot where mr. dink had a lot of tattoos and a man bun

NrW

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

I simply think that if we were to meet, we would instantly bond in a Danny Ocean and Rusty fashion, and, just like them, get into some hijinks against billionaires. Though perhaps of a different nature.

Folks, you KNOW what time it is

I don't ever need to know what someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams is doing. I come here to not know what someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams is doing. Screencaps of Thomas Chatterton Williams saying things someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams says is not what I want here.

That's right

My ex girlfriend used to take me into the forest at night and play harvest moon by Neil young on her iPod nano 5th gen speakers then force me to eat “salads” made up of twigs, leaves, and small woodland bugs while she chanted ancient incantations in Latin. I loved her very much.

Retweeting myself

Look who came to visit

Lmao

#Dune #Sietchposting