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Goddamn this Borges fella is out to break a brain

OKC’s cute little post game team interview got a little intense tonight

Man the day you discover who John Maus is makes for a wild ride

This is so fucking funny

Yo what the fuck www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Very funny to see Kyle Lowry and Joel Embiid in their matching sweatsuits and 4 foot height differential

Also ever eagles fan they show in the crowd is absolutely maximum Philadelphia. Godddamn

Damn where was this Paul George when he was playing for the clippers ?

Speaking in my capacity as a mail carrier- if you send pensioners and old folks solicitations for donations that say “we need you (name)!” featuring misery porn, you should be fucking ex*cuted

Wow, pretty stunned, icy departure for Novak…what a set though, had a match worth of drama #atp

Make that two wins on the road woot woot

Fuck this money grubbing cop sucking crypto shill apple.news/AKf9uHkonSOW...

The raptors only have one road win? Holy bejezus

Good morning www.nts.live/shows/rachel...

Great, now I’m crying in public

Good morning

Yes, yes I know otters can be evil, but they’ve figured out synchronized auto- cunniligus and with that sort of intelligence, heavy lays the crown

As a huge fan of the sandman back in the day, I can understand his whole grotesque secret life coming out as being jarring af- but YOU DON’T OWE HIM or any other freak guilt or regret. It’s good he got caught, it has nothing to do with you or your life. Don’t carry any weight for a monster

Are all the accounts making Monday and Friday jokes lately also bots, or just fucking corny?

FUCK YOU

Watching the Prisoner (1967) and it is incredible how sweaty all these people are

The people who make these decisions have names and addresses

Join me for a brief insomnia read about my eyeball swirls www.theswaddle.com/seeing-color...

The homie came through big time with this one

I think a lot of people who rush into having children get infatuated with the “puppy” stage but don’t think about the fact that that child will have got grow up into the world we’ve created for it, which, day by day, becomes less a place for human beings

Undertaking a rediscovery of Daft Punk as a top ten all time classic rock act

Very tired of hearing about Nick Cringios again #atp

Tired: the melancholy of tree corpses in the post- Christmas rain Wired: the melancholy of wrapping up plastic trees with electrical tape to ship back to Amazon

I was unaware somehow that the solar and lunar new year are celebrated at the same time, sooo happy year of the ssssnake

AJJ at the Pearl on Sunday was the best show I’ve been to in a minute. Turned into spontaneous solo performance. So vulnerable, so fun. Outrageous stage presence. Thank you, thank you, thank you

As a casual basketball fan and Raptors supporter, it’s nice to know that no one is going to accuse me of being Mr. Bandwagon. I was there on the last day of 2024 when a record losing streak was extended in a 50 point loss to the Celtics. Good times

I feel like any Resist people who are crying about followbacks on bluesky are probably not built for Resisting much of anything.

I don’t know if this is an experience is on the wax or wane, but communication between bilinguals is really special

Good morning, little bitty mush

Just saw a mosquito in goddamn December

Why are they doing se7en in IMAX?

The hardest line this fucking guy has is cribbed from Tropic Thunder

Just saw a fellow eating a corn dog in the rain with such gusto that it made me question my whole relationship with food. I haven’t brought it with that kind of energy in a while

I can’t tell if it’s successive generations picking up the ”Die Hard Christmas movie hur hur” trope or old ass motherfuckers like me just grinding an old hobby horse to death, but guys…get a new plaything. So, so corny Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

Jesus Christ how do I mute the words “Die Hard” from my feed in a way that won’t break it

Another day on the Arc

All calico cats are female and all all pt cruisers are purple