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big-stig.bsky.social
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It's incredible how peaceful and fun social media becomes when i mute all the Americans.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Pee pee poo poo I cast testicular torsion on you

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Just bought a ticket to #Wolfman and the app showed me the available seats to choose from. Looks like I'm having the entire theatre for myself. God, please tell it isn't because this movie sucks balls

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'm making hummus for breakfast because I'm an adult man and I can do whatever the fuck I want

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Just downloaded #Rednote, and I'm astounded by how much chinese people love Family Guy

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Oh boy, I can't wait to be fucking useless today!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Just told someone in a YouTube comment section to shove their balls in a blender and jump into a bathtub. Apparently, if you used a Google account to log into YouTube, your comments will show up under your IRL name. ☹️

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Sarah Huckabee Sanders? More like Sarah Sucka Deese Nuts Got eem

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

There's no better excuse to get piss drunk than when you already have a fever. I don't even feel the hangover

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could mute every American on the site so I can enjoy my vtuber slop in peace without some Yankee clogging up my timeline with eloctoralist bullshit.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Throwing myself at the toilet door and screaming like a maniac so my buddy won't feel embarrassed about shitting in a public restroom. No worries, brother.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

My barber said I have "soviet eyebrows" and swiped the clipper over them. I look sharp as hell now, but wtf?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Honey, prep the Piss Nuke

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Startling my wife by launching the piss nuke

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I wish dicks had cup sizes

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Me: pulling out a gun My kidnapper: I searched you, how did you get a gun? Me, to the camera: homophobes never check the foreskin

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I wish aliens were real so I can fuck them

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

It's OK to piss in bottles and I'm tired of pretending It's not. You've never been on a jobsite where the plumbers haven't finished installing the toilets, so you have to sneak into the back of the van and hope to god it's only half a liter?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments