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Sam/Samantha. Mom, wife, multifannish. Wishes she could post more Benedict Cumberbatch but unfortunately the world is burning at the moment. She/her.
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I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return

Pilates is insanely hard. You don’t need to rename it to sound tough.

New films from Wes Anderson, Ari Aster, and Richard Linklater will compete for the Palme d’Or at the 78th Cannes Film Festival.

when someone quoteskeets you but doesn't write anything

Respect to the guy - he tried doing this with Northman and they made him dub it all back in with modern English, now he finally gets to do his obsessive language trick and I love that for him

One minute that Anxiety song gets stuck in your brain, next thing you know you’re listing to Will Smith’s autobiography. (It’s pretty wild.)

If you’re at home and not on YouTube watching Lady Gaga, you’re missing the most Andrew Lloyd Webber nonsense ever beset upon Coachella and I mean that in the best way possible.

anyone who's ever run a community above a certain size can tell you that you either ban like 20 assholes or lose 20,000 normal people. allowing 'different voices' is a losing strategy.

Good things will still happen

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

I don’t post as much Wordle anymore but I had to today. Wordle 1,392 2/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

Speaking of classic Sesame Street songs… This goes so hard. youtu.be/3FCUrNxnCPw?...

Watching the markets under this administration like

The tariffs are "paused."

MR. WORDWIDE

''The Phoenician Scheme'' will premiere at the 2025 Cannes Film Festival, in competition!!! Hooray!! www.festival-cannes.com/presse/commu...

[SITE UPDATE] 'The Phoenician Scheme' receives official trailer benedict-cumberbatch.com/the-phoenici...

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

boosting because good and we need more good

'The Thing with Feathers' U.S rights have been acquired by Briarcliff Entertainment, according to Deadline. The plan is for a wide theatrical release on Oct 31: deadline.com/2025/04/bene...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is Tenney. She has a case of the zoomies. And also the agility of a running back. 13/10

I feel like passing a massive tax cut right now would be a really, really bad idea.

This is Samson. He thought he was getting a simple piece of cheese. And then discovered the miracle that is mozzarella sticks. 13/10

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

At least he’s wearing a tuxedo.

“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ~The Great Gatsby

My school district has a referendum so I voted early today. It was by far the easiest election I’ve ever done. Only one question 😆

Saw Hugo vs Ball earlier this week - epic!!