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Born in Ireland and always her lover. American by early training and varied employ. Upholsterer from 15. Harvard at 27. 1868 State Legislature. 1883 Congress. 1893-97 Consul in London. 1902 Mayor of Boston. A TALENTED HONEST GENEROUS SERVICEABLE MAN.
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the two American political parties are Lots of Rules No Police and Lots of Police No Rules

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yes ... yes ....

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Millenials love to be like "listen to this song by the band CAKE"

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my gawd, that's 8% mortgage's music

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Sleigh Bells. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

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will no one rid me of this meddlesome guy

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babe it's time for your daily market crash

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Well, well ... Jay Sherman and his band of hooligans.

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I love this fucking website so much

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it's so funny that Trump's inauguration was basically the market's all-time high. ha ha ha

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YIMBYism is dead and past-tensed due to Abundance, a thing 99.4% of people have never heard of

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ok I'm aware I'm in crank territory now but I replaced an old dishwasher with a new Bosch and it's like 80% worse at cleaning the dishes. it is quieter but at what cost

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photographer told me to "relax your chin", is that even possible?

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what... no way... I was told preemptive surrender was a good idea by our idiot elite class

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when someone tells me they're writing a new domain-specific language, I like to give them an open-palmed slap in the face. not in a mean way. it's corrective

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saw some "FREE PALESTINE" graffiti and under it someone wrote "FREE YOUR BITCH #metoo"

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they were right about this though. I like environmentalism and I will also be the guy buying the black market shower head like on seinfeld

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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

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clown show clown show clown show

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getting me and five of my buddies together to start abducting people we don't like

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bluesky should show you how many degrees you are from somebody, like linkedin does. if you're >3 degrees of separation from me on here you're a space alien

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John Roberts says buy a gun

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perfectly delivered in the shrimpjaj cadence

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a huge bald eagle just flew right past my bathroom window. auspicious.

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Me, arguing before the Supreme Court: "For starters..."

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just got pornographic spam in a bluesky comment reply, this site has finally made the big time

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lol nothing shady going on in the stock market. the president's buddies definitely not front running all his announcements

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Orange Monday

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my beliefs are anything that sounded good to me at the time i retweeted it

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im not stealing ur car... im making it more efficient

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she'll be gone by monday

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today would be a funny day for it to happen. tomorrow is ok too

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wow, great!

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klarna IPO cancelled... first trump win?

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sure the economy crashed... but the Scrub Daddy might get 3% cheaper for vietnamese consumers, so it's impossible to say if it's good or bad

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lol great stuff Lloyd... you idiot

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a software job interview the other day, they asked about finding the longest lines in a long file. After discussing solutions, the interviewer asked how I would solve the problem with AI. I said "I wouldn't, there are efficient computational methods to get the right answer." And they weren't happy!

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Don't worry too much about the stock market. By the end of the day, most of us will be dead.

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