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bigblocks.bsky.social
I'm not serious, I'm kidding. part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own
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vegans are like "I haven't flushed a toilet in twenty years"

every single one of Jack McBrayer's line reads on 30Rock is completely singular and absolutely inspired that little man is a genius

i’m a cunty boy

There is nothing in the world more pathetic than two white guys on a podcast telling each other what their chat gpt is saying

an evening with the women of crocs at the club experience

emotional diapers (pronounced die-uh-pers)

two years ago you could see the entire skyline from your following feed, today there’s a guy named Texas Paul with 800 thousand followers and no one knows who the hell is

I made you a mixtape because bluesky is my summer crush

Magic Circle by John Waterhouse, 1886

me: *watching characters on television* me: is this about me?

my Polish friend brought me fancy charleston chew 🥰🥰🥰

had a cute lil evening with some people and it was nice 🥰 I love to be a lil host it's the best

ordered some stuff for my moka pot from a store called Prestogeorge but i've been on bluesky for so long i keep reading "progesterone"

every trans life is valuable, there is no acceptable amount of loss of trans life. every loss of a trans life is a tragedy, not a statistic.

urinals imply the existence of poopinals

this was a smart way to get myself to clean my house without wanting to

im saving myself for divorce

roomba for my body when?

fishing? oh, do you mean "lying to animals"?

we need professional service providers in the various medical/ human services/mental health fields who love who went through whatever the population they're working with is going through those are the mfs who bring the mustard, that's the real heat. alternatively, ego-dead secular clerics are ok ig

sure, it's my fault I'm attracted to dark haired audhd capricorns with stormy eyes, fat asses, and attachment issues that SEEM complimentary to mine BUT WHICH ARE IN FACT CATASTROPHICALLY SYERGYSTIC!!!!

goddamnit i just love crime