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bigbluemachine.bsky.social
Autistic/ Dad/ Abed who married his Troy. I’m a regular carbon based user made entirely out of organic matter, much like yourself.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, TODAY'S THE DAY, Y'ALL :D HAPPY TWIN PEAKS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

I’m in the morning in between time. One child woke and breakfasted but still waiting to wake up the other. I’m essentially in dad t pose for 14 more minutes.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Have to remember to stop opening my digital mouth so much. Was at a second life concert, one of the songs gave me “yelloejackets” vibes, and I made the mistake of saying so. Not a single person there had seen it. They all thought I meant actual yellowjackets.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

@yasherthegreat.bsky.social hi! I hope you had a good weekend and have lots of happy and joy.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

This might be the darkest timeline but 18 years of marriage to my best friend makes it the timeline for me. For better, for worse, for stop motion, and musical episodes. Forever and always.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy Saturday to those that celebrate. (Don’t go outside though, it’s like New York out there)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone seeing their tax returns yet?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Internet is down. It’s a snow day but not playable snow. Blergh.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Perfectly ordinary sink.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Made tacos for dinner. I accidentally ate the taco shell insert. The bar is pretty low now, good luck.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Do any of you use Costco? Wondering if it could be a good weekly grocery trip base. Discovered we have one adjacent to close (close enough) and would like to support (while also reducing the weekly grocery bill).

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Sending my teen son screen shots of a person I think is cool playing a game he thinks is cool so that he might think he’s cool for liking it (and that im cool for knowing a cool person who plays his cool game).

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

@runwithskizzers.bsky.social hi! Sorry to bother you but I’m having trouble finding your fire emblem thread (I wanted to send screen shots to my teen son, sort of a “a person I think is cool likes to play a game you think is cool so maybe you’re cool too!” Kind of thing) Could you point me to it?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Four fictional characters to show your taste in women

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t ever recommend a re watch of law and order svu (especially now) But on the bright side if you watch long enough you get to see Ice T say “I read in kotaku that it is as good as civilization 5 with the brave new world expansion pack”.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This morning: Marie “I’ll be a teenager soon! I mean I’m about to turn 8 and it’s 2 years until 10 and once I’m 10 it’s only 3 years away”. Happy Thursday. Try not to let your cells melt away at the crushing speed of time.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My paramount plus subscription should really just go directly to the cast and crews of Yellowjackets and After Midnight respectively.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Knowledge we will need for a new civilization - basic agriculture, how to prepare water for drinking and cooking, first aid, and that the Seether was Louise.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

One child up and breakfast’ed. One child to go. I hope all of your breakfast’ings are going well (where time zones apply) and that you have everything you need for the day.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

In kindergarten I got my hands hit with a ruler for not playing with others during playtime and for having my nap time mat too close to someone else’s in the same day. Still mad about it Mrs Krutchfeld.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments