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It's times like this when I think, thank God I was already broke. I couldn't imagine looking at the DOW dropping 4k if it actually meant a damn thing to me. I would say I'm roasting marshmallows on the dumpster fire but God knows we can't afford luxuries like Marshmallows.

Started playing Solo Leveling Arise again after watching season 2 and I gotta say....nope. Thomas Andre is a Florida man through and through and you're telling me that not only is he not from Florida he's NOT FROM AMERICA. What the fuck!?!

TotK Diary The Finale has come. No I didn't finish the game, not even close still have Gerudo town and Goronville left BUT I was discharged from the hospital last week so I'm home and trying to be more active. Sadly that means the temporary halt to TotK. Thanks to those who followed along. Twas fun

TotK Diary I've stopped for now. Decided to try and finish Scarlet(I'm remembering why I stopped playing tho so maybe more TotK)

Whenever I'm feeling dumb I log onto the bird app and realize that I'm a fucking mensa member over there.

TotK Diary There's a path in the lookout base thing. I followed it. Now im wondering if I've found all the nooks and crannies.

TotK Diary I downloaded Arcane Rush Battlegrounds....so link is just chilling in Lurelin Village cause I keep dying.

TotK Diary Finally finished the 3rd Labyrinth Got the entire Evil set. Now to figure out how to unlock the armor women flower people

TotK Diary I spent all day traversing the depths in an attempt to find the Tunic of the WIND, using a guide from da internet. I found...the Tunic of the WILD. :( now im spending today looking for the correct Tunic. :(

TotK Diary I've just been fucking around in the depths. Found a bunch of mines and unlocked Autobuild. Also fucked up Kohga for the first time. Now im just fucking around before I have to inevitably start the shitty regions of the game. :)

TotK Diary I got ballsy and went back to the colosseum to fight the Thunder Gleeok. Got him about 25% down. Not geared enough for it yet. Need infinity keese eyes. Also freed Deku. PS: hands worse than Phantom Ganon by a mile. Part of me now wants to build a car and just drive around for a bit

TotK Diary Haven't played in a couple days, spent yesterday finishing the Necropolis.

TotK Diary Found a Lynel. Still a bitch but I managed to run hot with Flurry Rush timing and kill him. Also spent the last 2 days looking for treasure the depths. Found 2 son far. Also finally upgraded my energy and figured out what to do with Poes.

TotK Diary Me: oooo sky rocks, let's climb them...oh there's a tornado in the sky...oh there's a ship in the tornado??? *explores ship* Nothing works what is happening *2 hours later* i probably need to find the bird fuckers. *finds bird fuckers* *climbs back to ship*, where's young bird fucker ughh

Is it fucked up that when I post a condescending reply to a MAGAt on the bird app I always end it with "Pip pip cheerio?" Cause I feel like it's fucked up and I love it

How in the Hyrulean Hell am I meant to get that green stone from all the way down their all the way up here. I'm a swordsman for fuck sake not a bird....birds do I gotta go to the fucking furry people and get there sage powers for this shit.

TotK Diary: Really missing the floaty island shit above Zora Domain. Normal gravity is so boring now.

TotK Diary: Finished the Link and Sidon pretend to be Yuji and Todo quest. It was amazing. Arguably better than BotW. I loved the floaty bits ascending to the top of the shit. I love the Flux Construct. Everything but that final boss. The Muctorok was annoying and felt unbalanced, or I'm just bad

TotK Diary: Flux Construct 2 was much more difficult to cheese than Flux Construct 3 was. I had to fight it legit and couldn't just hide behind for 90% of the fight. But he is dead. In other news, I gotta spend some time cooking.

Fuck it. Might as well continue my Tears of the Kingdom "diary" that I started. Spent the last gajillion hours helping links best friend Sidon figure out the gunk. I have just come across the Flux Construct II. it's kicking my ass Ps: in my head I imagine Link and Sidon are Yuji and Todo from JJK.

I have completed the 4 secret mission of Mythical Island. Need 1 more FA Blue and that'll be it before I save for the next big set.

So....that fight was real easy. So is the Gleeok the only enemy in this game that's a challenge, don't answer that let me get dumpstered naturally, cause right now....I'm still the God of this solo player game made for children

We have reached another Herculean task in TotK that I will not back down from despite, probably, being vastly unprepared. Flux Construct 3...I havent even found 1 and 2 yet. I will slay this thing. Also...I found more Hinox to rid the world of....and I will rid the world of EVERY LAST HINOX!!!

So remember when I said I wasn't gonna let TotK punk me yesterday when I spent an hour beating a Battle Talus? Yeah today I saw something sparkly while gliding and went to it. It was a Thunder Gleeok....I'm a punk, FUCK THAT...for now. You will be exterminated later

I just spent an hour trying to kill a Battle Talus that I was clearly meant to avoid. FUCK THAT!! I'm killing anything that dares challenge me. I didn't wipe out the entire Hinox population in Breath of the Wild to be looked at like a punk!!!

Playing Tears of the Kingdom brings back the joy and amazement and wonder of when I first played Breath of the Wild.

Why do so many on the bird app think Minato can beat the Flash?! Why do they think any anime character can beat a comic book character?! Comic Book power scaling is beyond absurd. THE FLASH CAN PERCIEVE THINGS FASTER THAN AN ATTOSECOND. Minatos flying his raijin into a grave.

You ever dunk on someone online and then suddenly the algorithm just feeds you the cesspool of America...oh wait that's only the fucking bird app. This place is cool and not a cesspool of human beings. I'd delete the bird but doom scrolling is more fun when there's doom to scroll

I knew the bird app was purging bots from followers but I didn't expect to lose nearly 25% of my followers. Fuck I only had 80 to begin with and even a tiny account like mine still lost 20 followers. Well I guess that means I'm 1 Blue-per away from matching my followers on the bird app.

I'm 3 followers away from passing my bird app and I've been on that for over a decade. Maybe I'll hit 100 one day. :)

See this picture really hits home. I've been where Dave Blunts is. I was probably bigger honestly(755 at my heaviest). It's more than just someone needs to help him. You get to a point where your beyond help until you realize you need help. 🧵

The quest for max sig Henchpools is almost complete. Mystic is the lone Henchpool not at max sig

I'm determined to have all the Henchpools at Max Sig