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Me to my ducks every morning:

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 25 days ago • 605 comments

As a fellow private citizen I too would like the opportunity to shut down a major government agency.

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

submitted 25 days ago • 164 comments

dillying is a gateway to dallying

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Yeah, I’m sure it’s tempting because they’re such snot-nosed online edgelord types, but it’s important to take care with not posting threats. Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Really weird to be living in both extremely unprecedented and extremely precedented times, simultaneously.

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Sorry everyone I can no longer associate with you on account of my becoming wealthy

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submitted 41 days ago • 70 comments

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

submitted 55 days ago • 168 comments

INSULT ACCEPTED

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Step 1: screenshot a post so I can find it again later Step 2: lose the screenshot

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I hope everyone is enjoying the sequel to 2024, 2 Zero 2 Five.

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Let’s not go back to the time before vaccines.

submitted 58 days ago • 66 comments

you're laughing. santa landed on the roof, caused a 6" icicle to fall on my Sonic 3 vinyl wrapped Cybertruck (it's completely totaled), and you're laughing?

submitted 65 days ago • 68 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1948

submitted 65 days ago • 12 comments

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.

submitted 65 days ago • 20 comments

Christmas isn’t joyful for everyone. Some are missing loved ones, some are fighting silent battles and others are just trying to make it through the day Be gentle with those around you & yourownself A little kindness can be someone’s greatest gift this season ❤️

submitted 65 days ago • 97 comments

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

submitted 65 days ago • 124 comments

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

submitted 66 days ago • 30 comments

My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.

submitted 65 days ago • 40 comments

Guys. GUYS. WE GOT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS.

submitted 65 days ago • 100 comments

Can never watch Home Alone without yearning bitterly for pre-TSA airports

submitted 65 days ago • 138 comments

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

submitted 67 days ago • 214 comments

Oh how to return to so fullof hope and such

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Me: it’s finally vacation and we can all sleep in. My brain: hello! I have some notes about mistakes you’ve been making. Let’s begin in the second grade.

submitted 68 days ago • 51 comments

In awe

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

submitted 72 days ago • 90 comments

Why are they still wasting money on sleep research when we all already know that the necessary sleep time is five minutes more

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can

submitted 93 days ago • 15 comments

*eating crumble cake in bed* I should not be eating this crumbly cake in bed

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

While everyone is looking up at the drones, I am tying their shoelaces together

submitted 72 days ago • 13 comments

me: researching language-learning apps multiple reviews: "they waste your time with useless sentences about random animals like ducks" me:

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Hate it when I get to the office and realize I brought the wrong volume of "EEDS A EWWE A EEDS"

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments