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I’d make a good billionaire because I’d build the worlds most advanced security vault and when the team of expert thieves from around the world finally break in and drop through the laser grid it would just be pictures of interesting ducks I’ve printed off from the internet

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?

submitted 96 days ago • 90 comments

Can someone who's good at the economy pls verify the exchange rate

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

🗣️🦆✨ This is a Pretty Duck Alert!! Thank you for your attention to this important matter!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Me to my ducks every morning:

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 140 days ago • 592 comments

As a fellow private citizen I too would like the opportunity to shut down a major government agency.

submitted 140 days ago • 7 comments

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

submitted 141 days ago • 164 comments

dillying is a gateway to dallying

submitted 139 days ago • 10 comments

Yeah, I’m sure it’s tempting because they’re such snot-nosed online edgelord types, but it’s important to take care with not posting threats. Still probably okay to make fun of the one guy for calling himself “Bigballs” though, lol.

submitted 139 days ago • 4 comments

Really weird to be living in both extremely unprecedented and extremely precedented times, simultaneously.

submitted 139 days ago • 9 comments

Sorry everyone I can no longer associate with you on account of my becoming wealthy

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 157 days ago • 71 comments

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

submitted 171 days ago • 166 comments

INSULT ACCEPTED

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Step 1: screenshot a post so I can find it again later Step 2: lose the screenshot

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

I hope everyone is enjoying the sequel to 2024, 2 Zero 2 Five.

submitted 173 days ago • 2 comments

Let’s not go back to the time before vaccines.

submitted 174 days ago • 64 comments

you're laughing. santa landed on the roof, caused a 6" icicle to fall on my Sonic 3 vinyl wrapped Cybertruck (it's completely totaled), and you're laughing?

submitted 180 days ago • 66 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1948

submitted 181 days ago • 12 comments

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.

submitted 181 days ago • 20 comments

Christmas isn’t joyful for everyone. Some are missing loved ones, some are fighting silent battles and others are just trying to make it through the day Be gentle with those around you & yourownself A little kindness can be someone’s greatest gift this season ❤️

submitted 180 days ago • 97 comments

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

submitted 180 days ago • 123 comments

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

submitted 181 days ago • 29 comments

My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.

submitted 180 days ago • 40 comments

Guys. GUYS. WE GOT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS.

submitted 181 days ago • 97 comments

Can never watch Home Alone without yearning bitterly for pre-TSA airports

submitted 180 days ago • 134 comments

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

submitted 183 days ago • 214 comments

Oh how to return to so fullof hope and such

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Me: it’s finally vacation and we can all sleep in. My brain: hello! I have some notes about mistakes you’ve been making. Let’s begin in the second grade.

submitted 183 days ago • 49 comments

In awe

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

submitted 187 days ago • 87 comments

Why are they still wasting money on sleep research when we all already know that the necessary sleep time is five minutes more

submitted 187 days ago • 6 comments

Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can

submitted 208 days ago • 15 comments

While everyone is looking up at the drones, I am tying their shoelaces together

submitted 187 days ago • 13 comments

me: researching language-learning apps multiple reviews: "they waste your time with useless sentences about random animals like ducks" me:

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Hate it when I get to the office and realize I brought the wrong volume of "EEDS A EWWE A EEDS"

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments