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I think weird things and write half of them down. You know me from Twitter and IG. Here for the absurd humor Linktr.ee/bigdumptruck
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I should have bought it. But it was $8 and I wanted to save that for ice cream.

Ready for some not-winter weather. Maybe start the day above freezing once in a while?

Dear Ukraine: Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.

I hate waking up and wondering what The Führer and the idiot billionaire destroyed while I was asleep.

The Andy Samberg music video about Anxiety made my GenX new wave heart soooo happy!

I like good Belgian chocolate. Has to be made by good Belgians. None of those street punk chocolatiers for me.

I miss the good old days. 2024, feels like a long time ago.

"There is no law making it a crime to live in the U.S. as an undocumented immigrant. Instead, the law treats it as a civil violation." Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.

I got carded yesterday if you want to touch the hem of my garments.

Has anyone else noticed Autocomplete has lost its damned mind lately? I just sent a text that was the complete opposite of what I had typed. And my son had a name he entered correct to "baby." That could cause HR issues!

Siri doesn't know what Boboli is.

Quiz time! Chicken stock or UTI?

I guess Christmas is over. We moved from holiday movies to a video about bridge construction.

Still watching Christmas movies because I don't subscribe to the idea that time is linear.

One of the neighbors had 3-4x as many decorations for Halloween as they do for Christmas. They could have at least left them up and wrapped garland on them.

My car is in park on the Mass Pike. I'm dictating this into my phone. It's been an hour and nine minutes and I've gone 9 miles. It's telling me I have another two hours to get home. The drive should have taken me 45 minutes.

Every day I fear strangers will assume I'm participating in an ugly Christmas sweater contest.

I think I'd like to start accumulating certifications for things I don't need as part of my job. Like get certified to drive a forklift. Just load up my resume.

I like the days after Thanksgiving because you can have pie for breakfast as you attempt to get through all the leftovers.

Watching James Acaster's Hecklers Welcome. The audio options are English and Polish. Yes of course we did.

Roku's "Recommended for You" above the menu were three different Casper movies. Not sure why they were recommended, unless they were about Casper's unsolved murder origin story, presented by Acorn, BritBox or PBS Masterpiece.

Let my son know my IG post wasn't implying I planned to hit him with a drum.

Taking the baby out to buy mums.

Doing my Christmas shopping early. You're all getting leftover school supplies.

Yard sale weather was a bust but gave away most of the remainders. I can't believe nobody wanted the Reader's Digest Condensed books. It's like all the words an author chose are important to some people.

Hey, 1953 comic book ad illustrator, you okay?

Me to two squirrels: Get off my patio, assholes! [pause] They went under the grill. Tom: That's their pleasure palace. Me: 🙄 Me still watching, notices what they are actually doing: "Oh. Literally."

Happy Easter! Local weatherman (Boston area) says there's a potential for 2-3 feet of snow by Friday! #ohlordno

I was thinking of changing up my backstory a little adding a little something about living in an old school bus. And how I hated when my house filled with 3rd graders every morning.

I forgot which team I was supposed to be rooting for so I just picked the red guys. #sportsfan

Superbowl question: Does Up With People still exist?

My vision board is just the menu from my favorite pizza place.