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White Lotus is fine, but Parker Posey and Carrie Coon could do Barb and Starr movie instead.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

taking a sharpie and labeling all my food with the various stat increases it provides upon consumption (example: pear, 8% satiety, 1 comfort, 1% dexterity)

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

You should be able to reassemble broken tortilla chips.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

when i say i'm open to feedback i mean compliments

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

I don't sweat the low engagement. Sometimes it takes a few days for the bots to like a post. Then they follow, message. Establish an unbreakable bond. Move into the extra room. Reveal themselves to be ideal communicators. Take care of dishes without being asked. Merge me into their hive mind.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Plan A: Sexually satisfy my partner tonight. Proper eye contact. Don't breathe too loud. Plan B: Get champagne drunk and fall asleep in my clothes after dinner Watch this space for updates

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Rory says, "Work from home day, everyday please." Don't tell her my efficiency takes a dive. She will blame herself, and rightly

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submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Who's idea was it to name that hospital Mt Cyanide? Doesn't sound very healthy

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Well the way you said it I don’t feel like you actually do hope it helps

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Why is Amazon trying to get me to buy a car?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the NFL playoffs with my wife and playing "Who Is on the Next Plane to DC?". Some are obvious: Butker, Mahomes, Snoop Dog. Some are thought experiments: Red Hulk? Will Trent? Jake from State Farm?

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submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

submitted 47 days ago • 65 comments

Frankenstein's Monster: Fire...good?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

So glad Yabu's ass finally has its own cult following

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Good point. Sadly, I have already imagined you as the small, crying dog, and myself as the gigantic, confident muscular dog.

submitted 65 days ago • 6 comments

My wife got in a fight with the guy from Head Automatica last night

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Everything after August has been a shit show too

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submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

the best way to nail a job interview is to wow them in the first 10 seconds

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Rory took a nap before her scheduled nap time and now her whole day is shot.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Please don't scrutinize my most basic tenets like this

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

People I know who eat chicken tenders for dinner everyday think that this is a good idea

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments