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bigfatandrew.bsky.social
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Scientist creates life saving drug Pharmaceutical company makes the drug prohibitively expensive Insurance company does not cover drug People die .

Remember when every movie was in 3d for no reason?

Why can't my grandma just tell me My goal weight instead of this "getting too fat" "getting too skinny" game she's always playing?

Jack the Ripper was Polish? Not surprised

Singing Chris brown's, run it, with a kiwi accent so that floor and no rhyme

If you see BLM and think Bureau of land management before Black Lives Matter, you're definitely a Zionist as well.

Am I the only one who thinks a rare deep fish coming up to the surface is ... like... a warning?

So the gates are pearly, but ostensibly not made of Pearl?

Listening to two proud trump supporters ask each other, "don't they do preflight checks?" And "how is this happening" as they look at another plane crash...

What's up with the rubber ducks and jeeps?

Just now finding out it's "bury the lede"

When the group chat is lit but you're tryna jerk it

I think that many rare fish being spotted all of a sudden is a bad thing

I miss the old Kanye

I wonder what it is about Sabrina carpenter that makes her Dolly Parton cover so much easier for country fans to consume?? I wonder...

If the type of "deep state" existed that Trump always talks about they surely would have stepped in and put a stop to what he and Elon are doing Donald Trump IS the "deep state pedophile" he warned you about

Sat down to write a revolution murder ballad, and a salsa love song came out.

People are drinking raw milk while the broccolis gonna kill me

I just put bolognese on a tostada

Doesn't matter how many dicks you suck. You marry a woman and you're no longer a queer Musician

@jackob1.bsky.social aka "who need they Duplentissy ate?"

So glad that dems are back to asking me for money again. I'm sure it'll work this time

The libs are pissed about the deportations but didn't say shit about the Biden administration who was deporting at a higher rate.

my next album will be titled Cadillac coup d etat

Please take a moment every day to ruin your Christian "I don't pay attention to politics" friends and family.

Spotify gives money to trump. I quit Spotify.

I got way more respect as a bread baker than I'll ever get as a savory chef

Imagine if Hunter s Thompson had to experience the sphere

I actually love that my taxes are paying for bombs instead of aid. I'd rather just give 1$ to every gofundme I see than have the NANNY state aid Americans. We need those bombs and cops.

You should be able to go the posted speed limit safely over speed bumps

Rejoice for Anita Bryant has died!!

You think I don't know what it's like to be discriminated against yet I'm a Leo.

Sorry but Your boyfriend's porn addiction is not the reason he isn't having sex with you.

Al Pacino should be in jail for his "Cuban" accent in Scarface

In case you were wondering, most of Michigan believes arsonists are starting the la fires

The world is not ending. Humanity maybe... probably, but the world is going to be fine.

School of rocks I'm just a bill, but in the style of I'm just a girl by no doubt

These insurance companies might not cover your home burning down but at least their commercials are all hilarious!

New bad bunny. So good. Listen. Dance

Is the reggae Zion the same as the Israel Zion? Cuz that's gonna change a lot of music for me..

The lions started doing good right when I moved to Michigan if you wanna thank me or whatever.

People are going out in public with Covid.