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There is no better feeling than trimming your plane so perfectly you can fly your whole leg with your arms crossed

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If you work a job and I ask you to do something two full hours before you close and then never do it until I ask again and say “well yeah but I’ll have to charge you an after hours fee” you should go fuck yourself, I’m looking at you SHAWN

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I would join the military industrial complex for a box of thin mint cookies (if you’re a recruiter this is a joke, fuck you)

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Say what you want about millennials, something they did do correct is put hot honey on fucking everything. That stuff is delicious

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History of Bad Men #Melvins makes me want to be evil

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If I were turned into a vampire I’m sorry but I don’t think I’d be able to resist my hunger. I’m already hungry and I could bite a bitch and I’m not even a vampire yet

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I need werewolf content

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Me @ the airport manager

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14 CFR 91.15 states that as long as I take necessary precautions to not harm people or property I can drop anything out of a plane. So alas I shall drop my pee

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Having to pee while actively in the air SUCKS

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Did you know it’s illegal to discriminate one demographic of customers in favor of another in a publically-owned, federally funded organization?? This dumb bitch manager at my work didn’t seem to know that

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Thinking of the time I was trying to go somewhere and maps took me to an army base without realizing it. Gates were open and doors were unlocked and I walked into a meeting on accident. They were very concerned how I got in until I showed them everything was left open

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I think it was a cruel prank by the universe to give me a mind that comes up with a million scenarios and plots without the patience or brainpower to do so. I want to write but need to figure out how

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Rambling to my partner about Vampire Survivors. Life is good

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The evil wizard who is also my arch nemesis turned my partner into a bunny but that’s okay because I’m already stocked up on fresh grasses and hay

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RAHHHHHHHHHHHH @wendingus.bsky.social

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I think it says a lot about me as a person given that Jay and Cole were my favorite ninjago characters

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Me when I have to yell at someone to do their job

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Got logged back into my old account and it speaks to me like the green goblin mask

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Thinking about the time when I used to schizopost at my Christian college anonymously and people hated me for it

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Without park rangers we are going to see an increase of meth labs in national parks leading to fires. The next fires that happen in national parks I’m directly blaming Elon. He should be held responsible

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Save me Elixer of Awakening (black coffee)

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Wizards today are too reliant on arcane focuses. You’re telling me that you don’t know the somatic component of Cone of Cold? What are you gonna do when the Bag Man doesn’t give you back your wand in your bag of holding

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Jonah Henderson if you ever escape prison and download this app I want you to know how influential you’ve been on my students with your quote to the judge that landed you life in prison. You’re a real one☝️

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Got to show my partner the movie with my favorite quote: “Titanium blades, these can cut through diamonds” “I’m not wearing any diamonds”

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Partner and I went axe throwing for Valentines Day. Safe to say the aliens that try to take over earth are in for the horrors that is me with 19 hatchets strapped to my back

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LONELY BROADCAST BOOK 2 IS OUT NOW I CAN LIVE AGAIN @wendingus.bsky.social

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IT'S HERE 💜🌲📻 A Lonely Broadcast: Book Two is now available in paperback and E-book on Amazon and B&N! Everything in the world tried to stop me from writing this book, from car accidents to job losses to hospital stays. But it's done. And our crew has one more story to tell.

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Took an extensive quiz and determined that I’m a fighter/bard. However deep down in my soul I’m a wizard with a silencer on his wand

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The manager at the company I work for can suck my nuts

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Stoners get the high fantasy dragon slayer vibe I look for. If you’re #Gurt the band I love you

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If you’re Patrick Mahomes you know what you did

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Super Bowl with my partner, never been a huge fan of it (even though I played for several years) but I LOATHE the Chiefs

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It ain’t nothing to a thug

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You call yourself a master of the arcane? But you can’t cast Fabricate? You don’t even know where the leylines are located? Pathetic. How do you expect to even begin building a dungeon?

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“Wizards are weak” boohoo watch me change the damage type of my fireball to necrotic damage bitch

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Pouring one out for #duolingo because I’m ending my streak. Because of you I bagged the 10/10 Mexican they/them but now I have more complex needs

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Global Warming by Gojira has me needing to cast fireball at a dragon using every spell slot in rapid succession

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everyone wants their wizard tower to be the tallest and most ominous. but they never want to do the arcane paperwork or get the proper fey permits for their "sky-rending obelisk of pain." 🙄 it'll fall over. idiot

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Illegal immigrants are 45% LESS likely to commit any crime aside from being undocumented, the argument that we are “trying to get rid of rapists and murderers” is just lazy Source: National Institute of Justice (same gov that wants to deport them)

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