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The FBI agent watching us comment “Luigi” on every post about the oligarchs.

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After the next nuclear war do you think bronzer will be illegal

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Me, a donut shaped person, talking to a spherical person about our respective surface areas:

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When the “anti-woke” crowd discovers that Will and Grace aired before they were told to hate gay people

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Me, every time people ask how I managed to fix their computer problem.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Stronger and more slutty every day. #gaming #classic #n64 #oot #zelda

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David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

submitted 31 days ago • 70 comments

Now that Trump’s executive order has made everyone female, will the government issue me a sweet set of boobs or do I have to provide my own? Can’t wait to play with em.

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Why the fuck do people post pictures of randos from the subway? I don’t care if buddy looks like Woody from Toy Story, he’s just trying to get home and minding his own business - something you need to learn.

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wanna get naked, hold hands, and jump off a cliff right quick?

submitted 33 days ago • 32 comments

African ketamine hitler is not something I would have believed, if you told me 10 years ago.

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Tentacles

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Being popular on social media is like being the most conveniently located bathroom in an airport

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

Ahhhh! Bluesky was down for almost 20 minutes, I better go spend the next 6 hours catching up on George Takei’s political reposts from right wing twitter accounts with absolutely no added substance other than being angry at things everyone is already angry about while providing zero plan of action.

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🚫 “Get naked, slut.” ✅ “Disrobe in this moment, hedonistic wanderer.”

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Jr mints imply the existence of Sr mints, and an extensive mint hierarchy.

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a baseball cap that says, "thomas jefferson tossed my salad"

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I’m introverted enough to receive anxiety from this skeet. It’s double sweater time.

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Bubble tea because I wanna choke to death but on something fun

submitted 44 days ago • 12 comments

When I gotta poop at work but it comes when I’m on break and not getting paid to poop

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Italian forklift be like 🤌

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lol these hate/propaganda accounts will seriously sit and scream at a themed Gay Jesus account. I wish I had that much free time and ignorance.

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Autism level: communicating via a series of grunts and puns

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“My child… please…. My dying wish is for you to-“ “Fuck off Subway.”

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taking a corner piece from the brownie pan is a form of edging

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A cyber truck burning outside of trump tower in Las Vegas. This year has started with some amazing foreshadowing. Good writing on this plot line. I give it a 7/10.

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If life hands you lemons, you might be a used car salesman.

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Thinking about growing a couple chihuahuas from seed, but buying grown ones seems way more convenient

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Having to label all the baking ingredients in our kitchen so grandpa doesn’t accidentally snort flour again

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Gennatalia would be a beautiful name for a girl.

submitted 57 days ago • 28 comments

ME: who lurks in the shadows of my bedroom? NOSFERATU: it’s Nosferatu ME: who? NOSFERATU: Nosferatu ME: I don’t understand what you’re saying NOSFERATU: I’m Nosferatu ME: NOSFERATU: *sighs* it’s Dracula ME: eek

submitted 58 days ago • 20 comments

When mf’s use the wrong pronouns and I gotta spread equality the hard way

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Gender neutral hernia: Theynia

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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years

submitted 57 days ago • 134 comments

Sitting in jail because I got pulled over and Shakira’s hips just couldn’t take a fucking hint.

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