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bigjoy.bsky.social
Jack of some trades based in Norwich. šŸ’–šŸ’œšŸ’™ She/Her Follow for progress on my latest āœØschemesāœØ Active schemes include: šŸ“šWriting a fantasy novel šŸŽ¼Producing new musicals šŸ„˜Cooking tasty things
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Iā€™m bad at remembering things I donā€™t write down immediately which is why I had to mentally chant ā€œTOOTHPASTE. TOOTHPASTE. TOOTHPASTEā€ while I finished getting ready for bed so I can remember to add it to the shopping list after five days of forgetting every morning and night.

I got a part! I get to be a badass Space Viking with two fight scenes and I everyone else cast is an absolute gem - Iā€™m in a musical again! šŸ–¤šŸ‘½šŸ‘¾

I thought I might do space buns for the audition tomorrow (for good luck) and they came out way too extra for every day wear but LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE

Found out my friendā€™s boyfriend puts rice vinegar on rice because he thinks thatā€™s what itā€™s for and I now want her to leave him immediately.

Nothing you can do or say will convince me that this is an actor and not a genuine football coach.

Snap elections are never as queer and sassy as the name suggests

Good dinner tonight

Scalding yourself cooking means the wine cooler of shame.

Slept for 12 hours, think I have avoided jet lag, probably because Iā€™m not like the other girls.

I need to stay up for at least another 45 mins or the jet lag will eat me alive. Ask me things, tell me stuff, show me your pets, I beg.

Iā€™ve been on a plane for the last 24ish hours and here are all the films I watched: Heretic Lee American sniper Out come the wolves Take Cover Speak no evil

When I was about 14 I went looking for nail clippers in my parents room. I found a note that said ā€œYouā€™ll need this tonight xxxā€ with a pin on top. I spent years wondering how a pin could be sexy before I realised the pin was to attach the note to an item of clothing. šŸ˜¬

I am sunburned in weird places and furious about it.

Today I picked grapes and went for a paddle in a creek. It was good.

On next weekā€™s episode of ā€œElon claims to have founded something that already existsā€.

Just picked up a bunch of art from the framers including Flirty Crows by @helenaoftroy.bsky.social and Compost the Rich by @youreacuntmate.bsky.social (I think)

Helping Dan find clothes and lamenting the lack of comfy chairs to put your partner on that you always get in the womenā€™s section.

Rebranding shoplifting as urban foraging.

Merry weekend to all who celebrate. Iā€™m not back at work again for almost a month so kicking off the holiday with a delicious take-away.