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Refugee from that other site. Nerd, ex-Jock, and yet another millennial person exhausted by everyday life.
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I am old enough to remember when a movie character said "PAPERS PLEASE" it was a universally understood signifier of an evil regime

Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company IG 3sixteen

The last ticket price I saw for Kid Rock was $12, and I agree that is WAAAAAAAY too much.

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

And then they attack yachts to try and find a nice chianti.

In 1970, John Boorman of Zardoz fame wrote a film treatment of LotR. It is a STINKER of a film, although there are some legitimately interesting ideas tucked into it. I read it so you won't have to! A🧵 of the best and worst pieces of John Boorman's LORD OF THE RINGS SCREENPLAY.

Don't forget the U.S. history of "No Irish/Italians, etc. need apply" There is always someone for the hateful to blame and discriminate against. We all need to rise up and support everyone to prevent this from happening.

I would rather live with my parents again

At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks: 1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1

They should call it the trump egg tax.

I've never been more disappointed in Space. All them asteroids and it can't find one to throw at us?

Ok I did 4 non-work Adult things this morning before noon. Where's my MFing treat?

As someone who walks through crowded areas like Godzilla through Tokyo I agree.

It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.

When you're struggling to wake up in the morning, I highly recommend tripping on something you forgot to clean up over the weekend and going full ass over teakettle. Not only will it clear your mind of anything except your favorite curse words, but it will also hurt.

I've always said Humanity is unprofitable.

Elon Musk is just Drake for tech bros 1. Doesn’t invent anything himself but claims to be a genius (ghostwriters) 2. Hangs around rapists and weirdos. 3. Uses money to hide the fact that he’s an awkward weirdo that just buys his way into the room 4. Cult following of equally awkward weirdos

Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

That whale got bars

Ngl the fact that my clippers broke after trimming exactly one eyebrow is fucking me up. Feel I'm just out here looking real feral and skeptical on one half of my face.

Name a TV series you live with a number in the title 📺 Cause I'm watching it right now in tigers & toucs:

Drake is the Sucker MC that RUN DMC warned us about.

Lolol dude is the laughing stock of the industry

Ok, so a "Doomsday Fish" that's eluded us for decades is now showing up a bunch and Scientists are excited about that? We're not worried about the whole Doomsday part of that? I mean I'm not a scientist, but that feels maybe like an All Caps DOOMSDAY thing. BRB gotta go find my tinfoil hat.

This might be the best profile I've read this year, and Jeselnik is fucking fascinating man. Can't wait for the next special.

Hakeem was the realest. Loved him growing up

This cabinet bout to be the A-Team but only if the A stands for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Starting the move over here feels so damn good. Can't wait to officially cut bait from the bad place.