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biglimes.bsky.social
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The patriarchal conspiracy that allows Mother’s Day to happen but only on days that last 23 hours

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My favourite hobby is watching the YouTube channels where the 40 year old men get really angry about a film whose target audience is 7 year old girls.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I only go onto linked in to watch the middle-aged men boast about the ungodly hour of the morning they wake up at to check their emails.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

How stupid must Chesney Hawkes feel singing “I am the one and only”and then find out he has a clone who goes by the name Glen Powell

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Who needs drugs when you have hazard light flashing thank yous

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

You will be happy to know that I will be debuting the wellies I got for Christmas today at the Gruffalo trail at Colin glen park

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Gary Barlow biopic but he’s played by a CGI vagina

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that we’re actively encouraged to teach our kids terminology like “doing a poo” and it’s socially unacceptable for them to “take a dump” demonstrates how completely fucked up our society is

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I think I just Butt-dialled the world

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry scenes in Tescos Knocknagoney. Sad Dads in their droves wandering aimlessly around the newly refurbished offsales section unable to find a decent supermarket DIPA. Devastating

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

I only joined this platform to find out which celebrity has died first, so I can break the news to all my friends and feel all smug for being the first person to know about it. Please don’t let me down

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so pumped for my latest hot-take. It’s coming and it will blow your mind

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments