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Everything feels more badass in a desert, and people don’t appreciate this

How do you maintain a positive attitude during fascism

In a room with four printers and zero of them can print 👍

Can you imagine being such a dweeb that you show up to work at a client’s office in your MAGA hat

No matter how many times I’m attacked I’ll always love geese. They’re real go-getters.

Lets all pause for a moment and reflect on how stupid everything is.

Student loans just hit my credit score sinking it from 750 to 585! Sorry, I’m a bum. I just work all the time and don’t have money.

Me and Comcast right now:

Being the bassist for the imagine dragons has gotta be the easiest golden ticket to getting rich. And do their songs even have bass?

Remember the good old days when the Kohl’s had two entrances?

Shoutout to the fuckwads at Xfinity

🎵 I got my Flonase workin, just don’t work on you 🎵

Napping has helped boost my success

Meijer dunks all their food in nut sweat before selling it to you

To heal this country in a post Trump America, we will need bidets

Second job to afford sparkly gold metallic dress suit

Why caramba

Wondering if Baja blast would kill a plant

Playing with my band on tv and radio today and I’m so nervous!!

Gotta start dropping hints around my friend with rich wife

If I had a hot tub I would never feel bored or like I have nothing to do. I would just hang out in my hot tub.

Exploded semi truck on the highway. Fucking Aries in Neptune.

Just a bit of Kohl’s cash would get me by

Still riding out the dopamine high of getting a 125 year-old nickel in my change at the store yesterday

Who’s dying in white lotus tonight… I’m thinking Xanax mom

At the live laugh love bakery but it tastes so good

Since you can’t discharge student loans thru bankruptcy I have to run away to Mongolia and join a throat singing band

If I had to fight in ww2 I would’ve gotten creamed

The Almond Brothers

Can’t wait to do bad things

Making my own Nissan using parts from the side of the highway

Listening to The Dan in a room full of birds. they like it.

Mar a lago gator uprising when

I love road construction and the many benefits it brings to society

There are cute animals in this world,

Canada has a dick and Michigan is whacking it off