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At this point AEW doesn’t just offer an alternative to WWE’s style of wrestling, it’s an alternative to everything it stands for, and that feels more and more important every day

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

Happy Birthday, Ele... I still love you and I still miss you. I loved her birthday, because it meant I got to call her 'old fella' for the next 6 months... or until she gave me The Look. So about 6 minutes. Also, that speech really is goddamn good.

I am so excited that the Shield Act made it through the NY legislature. Folks have been working on this bill for a long time.

Hell yeah! I've been to roughly 230ish games in my life. Never caught a ball, and UNTIL TONIGHT never witnessed a walk off home run before!! I have seen walk off hits, just never a dinger! Yay!!

You know your brand is strong when i hear a player introduced and think 'I should take a picture for @sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social '

Watching ER for the first time, and not only is EVERYONE part of this show (even Quentin Tarantino directed an episode), but what's really surprised me is that the show is tremendously funny. That's something that I never remember being talked about the show at the time.

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This miiiiiight be a useful one to post around. And also, the 'I'm a Goddamn Delight' hoodie is super comfy.

Having just swallowed a grandmother whole, tricked a little girl out of her basket of food and taken her cloak, the wolf suddenly stopped himself and began to wonder who it was he had become - early 15th C, Getty Mus, Ms. Ludwig IX 5 (83.ML101), f. 196r

This is absolutely incredible. So delicious, I can skip dinner!

This is who runs this account.

This is going to mess me up for a while, and it's absolutely true.

You know, I don't have a problem with sexual harassment being something that permanently disqualifies someone from holding public office.

A great encapsulation of Toronto urban planning is that, within the next couple months, the city's four subway lines will be named Line 1, Line 2, Line 4 and Line 6 and if like a normal person you ask "where's 3 and 5", the answer begins with a chuckle and fifteen minutes of lore

Alright, who's ready for the most hilarious Canadian drama imaginable? So last week, Kendrick Lamar plays two sold out shows in Toronto (with SZA). People are hyped. Drake's team tried to organize some weird counter-demonatration/show-of-force/livestream but it all fizzled out.

I love the defiance by the younger gen!!!

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. He doesn't like sci fi, but brought the books home for me as a kid from the library because he 'heard they were pretty good.' Also let me listen to George Carlin juuuust a little too young. It was great.

You probably need to see this video

Bee*

Hey, you. Yeah, you, the one reading this. I just hummed a song for you. You've got Bardic Inspiration. You can use that extra d12 for anything you need to conquer today. Do the thing. Start that project. Punch the sun. #OperaGeek #DnD #BardLife

😴 café selling Americanos 😴 café renaming their Americanos to Canadianos in protest 😍 café renaming their Americanos to That's That Weak Espresso

lmaoo never gets old

My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that you can't call yourself a monsterfucker if you've only ever been with conjured monsters.

Sometimes I think about how JK Rowling's grand ending to Harry Potter was to make Harry a cop. A definite early red flag. "He saved the world from evil all-powerful vampire-wizards and now he's going on to his biggest challenge yet... a desk job in Law Enforcement"

1. Thoughts are with Minnesotans right now. A brave show of force in an unbelievably scary time. 2. I really hope someone at the Minnesota protest has a purple sign that says "No Kings, Only Prince"

“Oklahoma City Thunder” still looks and sounds like a basketball team in a movie that couldn’t get the rights to use real NBA teams

The amazing thing to me is that, naturally, when in the hospital, taking a dozen pills a day, I finally got good at taking pills! I've been out a little more than 2 weeks, STILL TAKING PILLS (a lot fewer now), and I'm shit at it again. How do you lose a skill while still using that skill?

My favourite thing about the Friday the 13th series is that the timeline is convoluted and doesn't make any sense, so that if you envision each movie as a different campfire tale being told by some drunk counselors, each getting weirder as they try and top each other, it totally works.

My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.

Hell, yeah, my friends.

"Look at these photo---shops."

Wanna see some boobies

We just got into a cab. Vir Rawal , if you see this, we have your diploma

Quick favor to ask of my followers: Does anyone follow or know of any myrmecologists (people who study ants)? My little cousin wants to grow up to study and discover ant species and I would love to put him in touch with someone in the field so he can learn a little bit more about it. Gracias!

kill the cop inside your mind but keep the tiny osha inspector there, they do good work

We've just updated the @wired.com guide to protecting your privacy while attending protests with the latest best practices. @agreenberg.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/how-to...

Perfect announcement. 10/10. No notes. youtu.be/ewKuhclROA0?...