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It’s nice to be able to skeet through the end of times and argue about food and societal norms. It gives normalcy.

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what is up with this concept, btw? because I got a BEC croissant and iced coffee from dunkin and it cost $13 but when I did their $6 meal deal, I got those two things AND hash browns. I don't understand. I just tell them to keep the hash browns.

submitted 10 minutes ago • 0 comments

pros: I don't have to get up to close the blinds anymore cons: it's because my windows have condensation on the outside from how fucking humid it is

submitted 13 minutes ago • 0 comments

no this is literally what the Gilgo Beach serial killer's wife said 😭

submitted 15 minutes ago • 0 comments

Ask him if he’s familiar with Lee Harvey Oswald’s work and can he please replicate it.

submitted 37 minutes ago • 0 comments

If he's out there hunting molesters, imma stick beside him.

submitted 16 minutes ago • 0 comments

Depends on who’s dying and why. I could roll with a Dexter.

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not miss Brown Food Tastes Good? I hate this

submitted 30 minutes ago • 0 comments

you can't even order delivery without harassment from some man

submitted 35 minutes ago • 0 comments

I wanna see fat people dating competitions. nobody on this show weighs over 100lbs

submitted 43 minutes ago • 0 comments

She so damn real lmao!

submitted 1 hour ago • 5 comments

In my darkest moments, the main thing that kept me going was spite for anyone who wished I’d fall flat on my face.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Fwbs take you on dates too beloved. They’re supposed to be friends and treat you with care. They should at least order some DoorDash or not show up empty handed.

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Y'all mean to tell me that when a grown ass man who gets a W2 asks to spend time with you and says, "You can come chill at my place", y'all actually go? And have sex? And cook? And clean up while you're there? Why? Is that man not also auditioning to be with you? Do you not have requirements??

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Please, for the love of God, screenshot the OP before you’re blocked! We wanna see!

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Nigga I’ll end this shit RIGHT NOW

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Even people in slavery managed to be thoughtful enough to plan shit like broom jumping when there was literally nothing else to give to show commitment. Men were fighting jim crow in the daytime and taking some fine cooze out to the juke joint at night.

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The only one I haven't done is a game drive. I can promise you that parasailing was NOT my idea 😭

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

This is so scary to me.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

All that fucking and sucking and FaceTime sex y’all be talking about doing, and ain’t going on good dates? What’s the requirement to fuck you then? A text?

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Once you get a taste of making enough money to buy anything you want, the drive is self-replicating. I am driven by the desire to keep experiencing pleasure and joy from places and things and plates.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I know e'erybody wants to get cute and have activity-based content dates or whatever now, but food is still and always a non-negotiable that you do not want to skip over or get wrong. It's way too easy. Don't fuck-up the memory trying to capture a moment.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

A Cheney Date IS INSANE

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submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Was it dog dander?

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

The whole country walking into a heatwave next week 😩

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I've been on many a range date. If there's no range officer to supervise, I'm not going. I trust those guys with my life.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

No but I just made some because I grew cucumbers

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Tomato Basil Lobster Bisque

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

2013 Fetterman: I’m gonna follow a Black man in my truck because he’s jogging and pull a shotgun on him because I assume he’s committing a robbery.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

And NOW. I KNOW WHO TO BLAME.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment