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You'll all focus on the size of my dinner and I understand that.

Having a baby of her own. It's fantastic but also a little bit heartbreaking.

And now for rum and amitriptyline, the shaggers choice.

But, and this has made me very happy, my daughter has a little bump now.

I think I've put my bad hip out lifting paving slabs. Why does my mind insist my body is still 25?

Dad, are you busy? Well you are now.

76 days until my holiday to Egypt and I'm reminded of the last time I was there. A guide offered a walking tour in the early evening which took you to the foothills of the mountains on the edge of the Sahara, where you could watch the sun set over the red sea. Walking? I told him to fuck off.

Sutures tear open While shadows of life bleed out No more secrets left. #haiku

GET, and I don't want there to be any confusion here, THE FUCK IN. #COVSUN

HA', and I can't stress this enough, WAY THE LADS

Circa 2015. Last 10 years has really aged me.

@theblueststar.bsky.social happy birthday mate x

new pope

As the holy father gives his address we will of course have our resident cyberman translate.

Was hoping for a stetson.

HOWDY YA'LL

I don't think Trump is going to like this.

Fucking hell.

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

I've got £10 on Peter VIII.

A new Pontiff, Kammy - BUT FROM WHERE???

And with grace and piety, the new pope emerges onto the balcony...

I hope it’s Les Dennis

Wonderful scenes as the new pontiff appears on St. Peter’s balcony wearing the distinguished papal robes.

If he's regenerated into Jodie Whittaker I'm not going to watch it anymore.

That last one was a lot funnier than you're all giving it credit for and I think that reflects poorly on your collective judgement.

I hope Cardinal Göesthavësel gets it.

NEW POPE FELLAS

"CONCLAVE: YOU ARE LIVE ON BBC1. PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR...."

Just how I like my conclaves, hard and fast.

SMOKE MY POPE!