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bigsoupfan.bsky.social
mom/wife, potioncrafter, weirding woman, brewmaster
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if you ever get magically summoned you can just repeat the summoner’s encantation backwards to resist the effects. i’ve been summoned to the potions guild no less than 4 times this week

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neelix was a sweetie idc

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Renfield has strong bsky poster energy

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flower magic for any time of day

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How is your mental health?

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i dreamed of a tornado and a tornado touched down 3 miles away not even half a day later. storm magic terrifies me

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Do y’all bring ya phone in the tub or are you a coward

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It’s also called a guy just taking a break but sure Freakin eat me :(

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new potion that makes you walk faster for an hour or so

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sampled a mysterious potion and i’ve been under assault ever since

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a traveling sorcerer appeared without notice yesterday and enchanted a banana for the townsfolk to ride around on. he wants to be the fairy godmother so bad the dickriding is craaaazy

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summoned several days of rain for the frogs and other local fauna

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beginning to suspect my potions mentor is under some kind of foul curse

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Just coughed up an ancient scroll

submitted 68 days ago • 8 comments

i don’t need any magic to whoop some ass

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If you folks keep ignoring me every time I say something smart or cool, Im going to kill you

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

sometimes you just have to follow your heart

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magical tools with which to honk your bobo

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recharging my mana with chips and salsa

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wand users gotta be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

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any creature farting in my lair will be perceived as a direct attack and dealt with as such

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these…these are elixirs crafted by demigods

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i won’t participate in any hat vs hood debates, that shit is for cosplayers. hats are the clear winner for real wizards

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i am a neutral party. i provide magic to both sides

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due to personal reasons i am shrinking myself to 2 inches tall until further notice

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the warlock gave me capsules of extreme wakefulness in exchange for gold and urine

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i wish i could block all news about blake lively

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psychiatrists are warlocks. their abilities vary. riddle enjoyers, too

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i need a hamster water bottle attached to the side of my bed with coke zero in it

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