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Enough yapping more cheeks clapping

bier und pretzels

good ol pinch and roll

yo it really be stanky

Absolutely going bonkers in the work bathroom rn my asshole has not seen peace in years

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*looks in fridge* What shall I turn into diarrhea next?

braided ass hairs

the lil’ panties on Reese’s cups should be edible

Whenever I eat parmajohn cheese it makes my pee smell like it

Headache

Samwise Gangrene

I have a confession to make… I love oil

my sootcase

Crissmas!

Had a dream

love me some jingle bells and holly jolly

don’t be willy wrap your silly

releasing the worlds longest fart only to be DECEIVED and have a little poop come at the end

Santa buddy hurry down my chimney tonight it ain’t gonna stroke itself

Pork belly make my shits so soft they barely slipping out of my asshole 😔

Sometimes I feel like a primate

I can’t stop shitting

huh

okra is the bomb.com

Lots of poop being released today

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

Singing while farting relentlessly

tried looking up a show reference here and of all two posts all I encountered was porn, 0/10 stars wtf

can’t stop sneexing

shitting rocks

there’s only 2 types of guys in this world: 1. guys named Derek 2. guys not named Derek

Ass ass ins creed

It’s butter time baby

I’m being craptured in chess

*dabs a little gravy behind each ear* Tell me about it… stud…

bro omg my right side face hurts

LA MAMÁ DE LA MAMÁ

2 beers deep and 1 champagne happy drinksgiving

bomboclat

La vaca Moo La vaca Moo

LA VACA MOO

Well fuck a dildo and call me bill, my pikza is being stolen

Yo in all honestly Heavier by Odesza and Yellow House goes hard asf

reshitted: I farted

scruggling to et my ZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinkin about Frodo’s feet

I’m gonna eat myself