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The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.

I LOVE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

How dare

I now have had too many moments where I open twitter, stop, immediately close the app, and open Bluesky instead. Like there are now very little reasons to check Twitter anymore tbh. And I deeply love that for me 😌

I’ve come to the conclusion that I will never switch to Linux. Even though, unlike with a Mac, I can do 99% of what I want to do on a PC with Linux, I have built up decades of tolerance to Microsoft’s bullshit and I don’t want to have to switch that out for learning Linux bullshit at this late stage

running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”

The ability to have subdomains of yourself is the coolest emergent result of DNS verification

Day after Black Friday: Developers logging back in with a fancy new keyboard... still writing bugs.

Sometimes I feel like I’m an old computer trying to run a really powerful program and since I don’t have the capacity to run it, I crash and shut down.

Giving my 3 and 7 year olds my Ubuntu laptop. My kids will learn what a file is before they're 10 😤

Me when someone recommends Arcane

Days since I last had to look up the T-SQL PIVOT syntax = 0

Bought a new smart fridge so now I have about 5 days to get a computer networking degree so I can use it

Have you noticed?

I remember when a new version of Windows meant there would be all sorts of new features and the trailers would have a big song announcing the update and everyone waited in line for the new hotness and now your computer randomly reboots at some point and the update is you can no longer save files.

The curse of being able to code is that every time I run into a small issue with a piece of software I want to write my own version from scratch

“Women of a certain age” are who misogynists fear the most, that’s why they claim women over 30 have “hit the wall” and all try to bang twenty year old women who are less empowered to call out bad behaviour and too inexperienced to know that they’re a pitiful shag. I see you, Gregg.

Bought a new monitor on Black Friday. Now I can see my code fail in 4K.

oh god im gonna open my laptop for the first time in 5 days

I LOVE VENN DIAGRAMS.

Weird, huh?

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

Threads is an echo chamber on the left, Twitter on the Right, I hope this stays a sane normal place where some disagreement can be politely explored. Too much to ask??

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.