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A lot of people who’ve posted that “I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people” quote need to know that they should care about other people. I want my tax dollars to go to paying for insulin for the most vile MAGA asshole you ever heard of; that’s part of “everyone”.

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What if it's like that one Twilight Zone episode and it's just been revealed that everyone is bald in this reality and his full head of hair has driven him mad.

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coming this holiday season

submitted 17 hours ago • 80 comments

Remember a few years ago when people would scare their cats with cucumbers? These are my cats watching my wife peel cucumbers on the other side of the kitchen.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

He looks like a combo of Kramer and Ruprecht.

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Taking my daughter and neice roller skating soon. But for the 20-30 minutes before we go it's just going to be constant: "do you wanna..." "No" "Ugh." "We should..." "No" "Ugh"

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Love the modern world where I can't see what's on sale at my local grocery store, but I can see what was on sale 2 weeks ago.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Lol and also it's loath, not loathe.

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Fuck this. Also, Erin's comment made me think of a bionical turning Sadly away from the restroom because he's not a "biological" male.

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Boos and catcall? "Boo! You suck! But those legs go all the way up! Give me a smile, sugar! Boo!"

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If you hate fat people and poor people the government is working on something you're gonna love.

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OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!

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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

submitted 1 day ago • 97 comments

Oh my god I was trying to find this meme and lmao what

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue

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How's my week going you ask? Well it's 11:11 PM and I'm stuffing my face with spaghetti with butter and parmesan.

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Maybe Tuberville is just a fan of the Teen Titans

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Our VP is just Al Bundy in a suit.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Wardrobe Wizard

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

Indiana mentioned!

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This is one of those lines that I really hate. Because at first glance it seems to make sense. But if you pause for just a moment it's obvious that a billionaire only became a billionaire by having a huge desire for money.

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this is somehow actually what happened

submitted 4 days ago • 196 comments

Radiohead robot voice: hotter, sluttier, more seductive. A girl, in a bed, on antibiotics.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Damn. I did not know my neighbors to the south had been hit so hard. If you have a little money to give there are links in the thread.

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I have never been financially stable exactly, but I've never been so worried about losing my job. It just feels more likely to happen and an especially bad time for it to happen.

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Nineties commercial kid looking through a pantry with his baggy-jeaned friends just behind: "uh we got Crunch Chips, Sweet Pops, Yumms...Oh yes! 3-D Doritos!"

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