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I’m not “inactive” on Bluesky, it’s just that my anonymous burner account is way better at making friends

The frequency is low but the quality is also low

I have never been to a party where people say nice things about AI and I’m sure there are parties out there where people do say nice things about AI but low key I kinda don’t ever want to go to one of those parties

I am feeling very attacked

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry halfling

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dmacgrr.bsky.social 0

*opens the fridge* gotta be some cheese or something in here

..and now it’s time for Sunday Science..

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dmacgrr.bsky.social 5

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Here you go

I’m not “inactive” on Bluesky, it’s just that my anonymous burner account is way better at making friends

People who grew up watching The Simpsons are coming into power. We must pave the way for people who grew up watching SpongeBob SquarePants and step aside when it is time.

Bleachers - Bleachers The songwriting is sharp, the band is tight, the saxophones rule…I was having a hard time pinpointing just why I was left with an overwhelming sense of underwhelm, so I used Excel to refine my data and I believe I’ve found my answer.

ME: I have a professional quality camera and powerful editing software on a supercomputer that fits in my pants pocket GUY IN 1955: What’s software?

I…remember this app. It’s like a dream that was weird so you try to forget it but it turns out it was a prophecy and things keep coming true and it’s just not going to leave me alone

New Year’s post (forgot to do it before going to bed after midnight last night, but who cares)

Six and a half hours till midnight, I can still do a Barbenheimer

Final logo design of 2023, what fresh nightmare clients will 2024 bring

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO SMOKE TOO MUCH WEED AND GO TO SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

Tattoo design for a weird friend! It’s fluorine (you know, from the periodic table of elements) but the nine electrons are instead the nine planets of the solar system (don’t bring up Pluto’s status, that’s not what bluesky is for)

Did a little jaunt to Joshua Tree today

Just DM’d my first bar fight and I FEEL GOOD

Just a little doodle for no reason other than to say I posted SOMETHING in the month of November. (If you’re not posting online, are you even alive??)

thinkin’ about going to an amateur open mic night as an amateur comedy critic and then writing out my thoughts and opinions on wordpress

Tenth piece for Calmtober - wood

Ninth piece for Calmtober - chestnuts 🌰 🎲

Eighth piece for Calmtober - moon.

Numbers six and seven for #Calmtober (fireplace and cabin, respectively)

Fifth piece for Calmtober - bird. A beautiful cubic bird.

Happy World Octopus Day to all who celebrate!

Fourth piece for Calmtober - candle. Whaddaya know, this one on time!

Third piece for Calmtober - rainstorm. Still playing catch-up, but ultimately, who cares about deadlines anyway

Second piece for Calmtober - picnic I know the point of Calmtober probably isn’t to panic about missing deadlines but that is what I plan to LEARN to do (haven’t learned it yet)