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Okie moderate septuagenarian cissexual. Batteries not included.
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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣 Happy Sunday y'all

submitted 25 days ago • 569 comments

The bok stops there.

submitted 32 days ago • 53 comments

Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.

submitted 33 days ago • 420 comments

Note to self: set the coffee cup down prior to sneezing.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Embrace your inner cat. Eat. Sleep. Go out and hate it. Come back home and hate it more. Rest. Repeat.

submitted 118 days ago • 11 comments

Here's some advice. Not using his name will help to avoid trolls...

submitted 121 days ago • 8 comments

Friday the 13th is on Monday this month, in case you care.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

This.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

submitted 132 days ago • 18 comments

My sentiments

submitted 136 days ago • 222 comments

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

submitted 142 days ago • 364 comments

submitted 147 days ago • 199 comments

I bet being told you're good at making toys does wonders for your elf esteem

submitted 151 days ago • 5 comments

To all you folks who like Eggs Benedict, I wish you Happy Hollandaise.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈

submitted 158 days ago • 1647 comments