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She/her transgender wizard girl DMs open to cool people If asked who's responsible for your misfortunes, blame birds. They neither care, nor can they muster much of a defense. - aphorisms about birds Pfp - Dune Book Cover - Wojtek Siudmak
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i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

The news? I can compartmentalize. The loneliness? I can manage. My inability to shave such that I don't have a grey tint above my lip? Apocalyptic and the foremost driver of my current tattered mental state.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Likes/dislikes on the latest video is sitting at 98.8% Which to be honest is a mixture of surprising and relieving!

submitted 1 day ago • 366 comments

SMARTEST CIS PERSON ALIVE: hmm, I need to refer to a trans woman, but I don’t really consider trans women to be women, and pretending I do makes me feel uncomfortable. I know, I’ll use “they/them” pronouns! perfectly plausibly deniable, and—as a bonus—it’s needlessly cruel

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Samus Aran may appear in "Metroid Prime 4: Beyond"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Bring back not using unreal for fucking everything, all the companies under the evil Microsoft cabal should start fuckin licensing out id tech 7

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

New Red Vox single, A/V, is now on Spotify and Bandcamp, video coming soon... vine.bandcamp.com/track/a-v open.spotify.com/track/1aUvla...

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Jacked up mummy with huge biceps smoking a baguette like a cigarette.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Steven Flow or Mr boobs?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

you think that like 15,000 years ago there was just a memorably friendly wolf the people called 'Doug' and that's what we call all Dogs now?

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Man I don't wanna gripe but having big arcs and complicated back stories for tabletop RPG characters can really grind my gears sometimes. A name and short sentence can sometimes be more than enough, and oftentimes I find people coming into it only to play their OC to be tiring. DND podcasts hurt us.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

looking forward to one day ever needing a bra

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

want perfectly class conscious batman who stops being a billionaire because there are no good billionaires? we have that, its called Green Arrow

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

submitted 5 days ago • 58 comments

Need to get a new backpack

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

if you need to use a meme in real life you can just use the linguistic particle "darmok" as a pointer to indicate you are referencing a metaphor or memetic concept in the greater zeitgeist Usage: p1: "ugh i can't get into MMOs" p2: "darmok final fantasy realm reborn until level 70" all: "hehehe"

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

looked to see if my acc was on any lists. this is the funniest shit ever cuz I havent used a blocklist since the first week of using this app, I just aggressively block people who act pedantic on main or in replies, and those who post facebook tier slop

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

there is so much evil and malice happening in the world right now but there will always be an inconceivably tiny kitten somewhere going “myiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

the amount of 60 something year old facebook-esqe posting on this site has exponentially increased in the past week or so. what happened?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

30 years ago, Rise of the Triad, led by the legendary Tom Hall, redefined FPS mayhem. Insane weapons, gibs galore, and Dog Mode. In 2023, with @newblood.games & @nightdivestudios.bsky.social, Ludicrous Edition cranked it to 11. Here’s to 30 years of chaos! 🔥 #ROTT30

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

me: i wonder what a generic store brand kaaba would look like temu:

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Nootropics people are such fucking losers. Like man.. if you wanna feel good take vitamins and work out, and if you wanna *unlock your brain* just fuckin do drugs; making your morning coffee taste like shit with a bunch of expensive trash chemicals and soup mushrooms ain't gonna help.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments