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Cleveland fan, baseball diehard, hockey enthusiast, general believer in democracy.
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We're just a HR from the full Khalil Watson experience there.

Using Bob Costas for that sounder isn't a great read of the fan base from MLB.tv

Goodness I've missed Guardians baseball.

I think that, maybe, Zach Werenski is good at hockey. #CBJ

Werenski assist!

We cannot have nice things.

Bill Nye predicts a Cleveland Guardians World Series on MLB Network. To hell with Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Bill Nye, 'til the day I die.

Truly floored by so many of the Guardians business decisions. They're actively saying that fans want less baseball. And that's fine, I guess. But your product IS baseball. The marketing part of my brain is broken by this. Maybe there's some grand plan that I'm missing, but I don't see it.

Pitchers and Catchers day! So, our first Guardians roster prediction. This is putting a lot of credence in the fact that when Cleveland targets a guy, early in the free agency process, for a minor league contract... That makes me pay attention.

The Cavs may be, in fact, letting them know.

Travers?!? Wow.

I have fubo as my streaming service. They know well what I watch. I'm very predictable, 80% sports, 10% comedies, 10% retro stuff. So why does my home page so consistently offer FOX News as my first or second recommendation?

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

I took a live drive off my shin today pitching to 11-12 year olds. And I have such a respect for all the baseball "Ironmen". Because there's no way in hell that I would play in a baseball game tomorrow.

Me when I don’t get coffee.

I seriously don't think I could pick Kendrick Lamar out of a police lineup. I fully accept I'm out of modern culture, but the Grammys and the Super Bowl are the two events where that always feels the most so.

So that's an interesting call that will not counter the national narrative on favoritism.

Tom Brady may have gone overboard on the Botox. Yowza.

I think I can officially say that Ted Lasso has replaced West Wing as my comfort series.

Nice 4th for the Cavs. Monday will be fun at home. #LetEmKnow

Now that Gary Bettman has signaled his reign of terror is coming to an end, it would be wonderful if Manfred's did and my two favorite sports got commissioners that, I don't know, actually liked and made sense of the games they're supposed to be running.

Absolutely ridiculous hit there to not get called on UHC.

He shot that with 1.5 on the clock and they needed to review it?!? Seriously, what the actual hell?

These refs in Detroit tonight are really something else...

Man, CPJ has a potential to be a really nice player. Liked him since last year and sorta worried that Ty's year is slowing his development. But that's a great problem to have. #LetEmKnow

Do this ten times a day. If Republicans won’t defend the country at least make it a story that they refuse to do so.

Well that's... certainly something

I truly hate performative hockey fights. #CBJ

Well that's a word choice. But look how the story is already evolving off of the actual issue. The NFL has some truly elite PR folks.

I get the why, but a few notes: 1) The best umpire in baseball, by a good deal. By a really good deal. 2) To read "integrity of the game" as a justification from the office that kept Angel Hernandez in Major League Baseball is a laugh riot.